New Releases by JB ONeil

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook For FREE! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Santa Farts." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the #1 Bestselling Fart Book series: * "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" ~ Lisa D. * "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. " ~ Tom Foster * "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparke HO Ho ho...MERRY FARTMAS! It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window...and then things go terribly, horribly wrong. We can't spill all the baked beans here, but you'll laugh as you discover: * How big old Santa really manages to squeeze down those tight chimneys * What lets Santa's reindeer fly through the air * How farts are used to power Santa's workshop * Mrs. Claus' favorite Christmas-eve dinner (make it with your family, if you dare!) * The true meaning of Christmas (hint: it's farts). This holiday spectacular contains 19 goofy illustrations and a blizzard of side-spitting fart jokes. You and your kids will laugh your stinky stockings off! So click the yellow button at the top of the page to start reading "Santa Farts" right now... ...and download a FREE audiobook as a special stocking stuffer. Enjoy!

Silent but deadly…just as a Fart Ninja should be!

Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil!

Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo…

-swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon!

-braves the deadly Flatulator!

-flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore!

AND MORE

From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say:

"Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it."

"The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home."

"I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them."

Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.