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release date: Dec 12, 2017
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The Tiniest Invaders (2 Book Series)
From Book 1: Over the last several hundred million years Earth has been visited by many different types of aliens. They came for a plethora of reasons. For most, it was the same reason humanity peers up into the night sky- curiosity. Like people today going on vacation, they came, they saw, took some snapshots, picked up a few souvenirs and went home. Others came to gather various rare minerals and biological specimens, but eventually even they went home. Only one alien race liked Earth enough to stay, until now.

A typical, quiet (boring) evening is significantly enlivened when a man is confronted with something very unexpected in his bathroom. When a very small vehicle, camouflaged to appear as a humble roach, operated by a race of extremely tiny invaders makes first contact the question isn't do they come in peace but will they leave in pieces?
The Tiniest Invaders is over 110,000 words in length which comes out to approximately 284 pages in length.

This story explores what happens when Earth is invaded by aliens so tiny that humans don't even know it happened.
The aliens like Earth. Well, most of the things they like. The only problem they are facing is deciding whether to remove the idiotic humans or try to find a way to coexist with them.
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release date: Dec 12, 2017
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KECK (2 Book Series)
From Book 1: Just a few miles outside of Albuquerque New Mexico in a remote valley something has gone horribly wrong. To their eternal regret some people have mistaken the screams echoing in the hills as coyotes singing to the moon. When Josey drives his truck down into the valley he quickly learns the disturbing truth. It's not coyotes howling. It's men or what used to be men. Josey discovers that the valley is home to the depraved, the noble, the damned, the innocent, the beautiful, and of course the walking dead. When the least dangerous thing you encounter is an angry rattlesnake you know you've made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

What kind of zombies are they?
There has been an interesting but ultimately pointless debate going on for years about what constitutes a zombie. Is it a dead person who walks around causing mayhem? Or is it someone who is violently insane and seeks only to kill and destroy? Why not both?

Nestled in a remote valley, the residents of The Albuquerque Springs Trailer Park have lived out there lives nearly forgotten by the rest of the world. The trailer park is home to dozens of illegal immigrants, a hermit who has turned his back on society, a veteran of World War 2, a grumpy old woman, a family of Meth cookers known to local police officials as the Redneck Gourmets, and a beautiful young woman, are just a few.
Life was peaceful and quiet (actually quite boring) until a deadly industrial accident killed Juan, one of the illegal immigrants. His friends and neighbors promised to dispose of the victim's body. Unfortunately, he came back and disposed of them- one mouthwatering bite at a time.


William Robert Bebb: Who is he?
Born in southern California in the 1960’s, William Bebb is a man of many talents. In the late 1980’s and early 1990’s, he earned scholarships for Forensic Speaking at two universities. William was also Editor of a University of Alabama at Birmingham's premier newspaper from 1989 to 1991.
release date: Nov 10, 2013
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Valley Of Death, Zombie Trailer Park (KECK Book 1)
Just a few miles outside of Albuquerque New Mexico in a remote valley something has gone horribly wrong. To their eternal regret some people have mistaken the screams echoing in the hills as coyotes singing to the moon. When Josey drives his truck down into the valley he quickly learns the disturbing truth. It's not coyotes howling. It's men or what used to be men. Josey discovers that the valley is home to the depraved, the noble, the damned, the innocent, the beautiful, and of course the walking dead. When the least dangerous thing you encounter is an angry rattlesnake you know you've made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

What kind of zombies are they?
There has been an interesting but ultimately pointless debate going on for years about what constitutes a zombie. Is it a dead person who walks around causing mayhem? Or is it someone who is violently insane and seeks only to kill and destroy? Why not both?

Nestled in a remote valley, the residents of The Albuquerque Springs Trailer Park have lived out there lives nearly forgotten by the rest of the world. The trailer park is home to dozens of illegal immigrants, a hermit who has turned his back on society, a veteran of World War 2, a grumpy old woman, a family of Meth cookers known to local police officials as the Redneck Gourmets, and a beautiful young woman, are just a few.
Life was peaceful and quiet (actually quite boring) until a deadly industrial accident killed Juan, one of the illegal immigrants. His friends and neighbors promised to dispose of the victim's body. Unfortunately, he came back and disposed of them- one mouthwatering bite at a time.


William Robert Bebb: Who is he?
Born in southern California in the 1960’s, William Bebb is a man of many talents. In the late 1980’s and early 1990’s, he earned scholarships for Forensic Speaking at two universities. William was also Editor of a University of Alabama at Birmingham's premier newspaper from 1989 to 1991.
release date: Nov 12, 2013
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Zombies of All Hallows Evil (KECK Book 2)
For children of all ages Halloween is the only holiday that even comes close to Christmas as being eagerly looked forward to, and truly loved. It's a wonderful, magical, and even scary time of the year. People wear costumes, go to parties, watch horror movies in the dark and of course there's also the promise of FREE CANDY.

On the afternoon of October 31st, across the quiet suburbs and throughout the busy city of Albuquerque New Mexico, children are happily putting on their costumes and carefully planning out the routes to make the most of All Hallows Eve- knowing it's the one night of the year when the rules of begging and not taking candy from strangers are at least temporarily suspended.

In a world where perverts seem to be hiding on every street and in every neighborhood, parents are always cautious when it comes to the safety of their beloved children. But by the time night falls and twilight dies they will learn there are much worse things to worry about- Much, much worse.

Zombies of All Hallows Evil goes where few have dared imagine. It's an epic tale of horror, over 160,000 words in length, that explores what happens when people appearing as zombies do not come seeking sugary treats but in search of blood, death, and violent unreasoning madness. Happy Halloween!
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release date: Oct 17, 2013
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What the KECK? Zombies of the Caribbean
Ahoy, mateys, and welcome aboard the S.S. Haitian Princess!
Our fun-filled ten day cruise around the Caribbean will include ports of call in The United States, Columbia, Puerto Rico, The Bahamas, and of course the mystical dark pearl island known as Haiti. The Haitian Princess is a state of the art cruise liner with a dedicated crew of several hundred highly trained professionals that only wish to make your slightest wish come true. So welcome aboard, relax and have fun! Bon Voyage!



Just a few of our Featured Amenities Include:

* Our World-Class Casino is open 24 hours a day. It has all the most loved exciting games of chance from around the world. (Gameplay curtailed in certain ports of call)

* The Wonder Water Slide is the longest and twistiest one ever built inside a ship. It sends our valued guests of all ages speeding from the Top Sun Deck Pool through the atrium inside a transparent tube then along yet more twists turns and steep drops before SPLASHDOWN in the Lido Deck's heated pool.  And there's no price or limit to the fun!

* Our Captain's Table Buffet Restaurant is open 24 hours a day, and is FREE with no limit on memorable entrees prepared by the finest chefs from around the world.

* For those guests seeking total relaxation and professional pampering there's Neptune's Spa. Don't forget to visit the High Energy Smoothie shop located conveniently right next to the Spa's entrance.

* The Enormous Grand Atrium has a collection of specialty shoppes and stores that cater to our guests every need. Spend a magical time witnessing the rarest tropical fish you'll ever see inside our five enormous transparent aquariums: Special additions this summer include Piranha with daily live feedings, and Giant Humboldt Squids more commonly known as The Red Devils.

* If High Adventure and a day spent practicing your swashbuckling skills is your idea of fun Pirate Pete's Play Place is beckoning. Open EVERYDAY from 9AM until Midnight. Professionally supervised child care is available for a nominal fee.

* For our discriminating guests that appreciate the very finest in dining, live music, and dancing there's The Crow's Nest Restaurant. Dress code and reservations strictly enforced. NOT FREE!

No matter what your age The Haitian Princess has something for everyone.
Set sail for more than a vacation: Experience an Adventure of a lifetime.
All credit cards accepted, except Discovery Card.



Vacations are always problematic, at best. Lost luggage, missed flights, long drives, and a plethora of other unforeseen annoyances await. But for passengers and crew aboard one of the Caribbean's most state of the art and opulent cruise ships things are about to get much worse.

Carl Autry finally finds a woman to love; unfortunately their union brings about Zombies of the Caribbean.

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release date: Nov 29, 2013
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The Tiniest Invaders, Book One Coexistence
Over the last several hundred million years Earth has been visited by many different types of aliens. They came for a plethora of reasons. For most, it was the same reason humanity peers up into the night sky- curiosity. Like people today going on vacation, they came, they saw, took some snapshots, picked up a few souvenirs and went home. Others came to gather various rare minerals and biological specimens, but eventually even they went home. Only one alien race liked Earth enough to stay, until now.

A typical, quiet (boring) evening is significantly enlivened when a man is confronted with something very unexpected in his bathroom. When a very small vehicle, camouflaged to appear as a humble roach, operated by a race of extremely tiny invaders makes first contact the question isn't do they come in peace but will they leave in pieces?
The Tiniest Invaders is over 110,000 words in length which comes out to approximately 284 pages in length.

This story explores what happens when Earth is invaded by aliens so tiny that humans don't even know it happened.
The aliens like Earth. Well, most of the things they like. The only problem they are facing is deciding whether to remove the idiotic humans or try to find a way to coexist with them.
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release date: Nov 23, 2013
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Zombies & Other Unpleasant Things
This is a collection of short, and some not so short, stories that involve the undead as well as a wide variety of very unpleasant things.

Some of the unpleasant things include mentally deranged psychotic clowns, someone being pushed from a very tall building, a giant six foot tall fluffy pink talking bunny that a man discovers in his kitchen at 2:47 in the morning, an elderly deranged man who believes he's a ninja, a vacation near Albuquerque that ends very tragically, and many other things.

Southwestern Road Trip picks up immediately after the events portrayed in Valley of Death- Zombie Trailer Park. It features appearances by Deputy Bo Autry, Sheriff Guiteriz and finally explains what became of Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer Keith Dudley. This story marks a major change for me, in that the reader get to decide how it ends; Horribly or Very horribly.

The Fall of Bayonne is actually more of a novella than a short story and chronicles the events that led to an undead outbreak that occurred during a prison revolt. My personal favorite scene is when the execution of a very bad man goes about as wrong as possible and it turns out being dead doesn't mean much.

Waking at 2:47AM does not involve zombies, but is filled with many unpleasant things. A father discovers nightmares are more than they seem, and sometimes they do come true.
Chef's Surprise may seem like just another murder case, but when it ends with undead and psychotic clowns it's anything but ordinary.

Disgusting Campfire Tales was written principally for those critics and reviewers that have complained my stories are too gross and disgusting. (which they are)

Fortunate Cookie takes a peek at an unloved girl who discovers the end doesn't mean that everything is over.
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release date: Dec 07, 2013
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The Tiniest Invaders, BOOK II, The Meandering Menace
Earth is in trouble. Not just one intelligent alien race, but two, are working to deal with our planet's number one problem- Those Crazy Humans. The very few humans who have learned of their schemes have chosen to work with the aliens who are very tiny and far less inclined to disintegrate people who get in their way.
They operate a wide range of ingenious, highly sophisticated vehicles that appear quite ordinary. Some of them include insects, squirrels, birds, and a very special one that resembles a young teenage girl that operates under the name Betty White.

The other race is made up of a species who has been stranded on Earth for a very, very long time. The remnant of their civilization are trapped on a planet that very soon will be swallowed up by an expanding Red Giant Sun. Throughout the centuries they've tried to open a doorway or portal many times to allow them to come to Earth. Every attempt has failed or only partially worked. But with time running out they've decided a more drastic, and perhaps catastrophic for everyone, approach is called for.
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