Most Popular Books in Humor - Limericks & Humorous Verse

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release date: Apr 19, 2016
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The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)

Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.

From lesbian pick-up lines:

Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly—watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.

To icebreaker haiku for first dates:

It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.

To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:

It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
"We just had sex, right?"

Lesbian sex is
like water polo—no one
really knows the rules.

This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.

release date: Mar 25, 2014
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Suburban Haiku: Poetic Dispatches from Behind the Picket Fence

Peyton Price understands the psyche of the suburban mother. Once an ambitious go-getter with a respected career, Price veered off the fast track and into the carpool lane. Wanting what's best for two kids and a husband, Price finds it hard not to keep up with the Joneses—especially when they are living right next door. Yet, unlike other micro-managing mothers, Price does not unwind with a glass of wine, but with haiku.
True to form, every haiku is a 17-syllable catharsis—capturing the frustration and elation of daily suburban motherhood. Price's topics, or rather, targets, range from boring PTA meetings and kids' sports to the elusive spa day, and everything in between.

release date: Sep 23, 2010
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Color My World
Interactive children's book designed to nurture creativity, and self-expression while fostering independent thinking skills, building self-confidence, tolerance and acceptance (self and others).

The author gets creative juices flowing and unlocks hearts and minds using fun exercises that teach children to write poetry and journal their feelings.
release date: Sep 19, 2016
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A poetic saga of fun,humor,laughs and frolic. each page would make you rofl,lol & you may scream that you are lmfao.
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release date: Apr 02, 2014
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You Can't Be Anything
“You can do it!” “Never give up!” “Just believe in yourself!” You’ve no doubt heard stupid advice like that before, and look where it’s gotten you. Within the pages of this book are the inspirational words to help you visualize all of your dreams, crush them into tiny little pieces, and realize, once and for all, that You Can’t Be Anything.

This eBook edition of You Can't Be Anything contains seven pages of bonus content not in the printed edition. See early sketches, concept art, and original notebook pages from the author/illustrator Patrick Ian Moss.
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release date: Nov 01, 1994
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Hanukcats: And Other Traditional Jewish Songs for Cats
They're back! The same cats that added joy and mayhem to familiar Christmas carols are now ready to celebrate Hanukkah and other Jewish holidays with 20 hilarious new parodies. From "Have a Burrito" ("Have Nagila") to "Kmart, Kmart" ("Kmeh, Kmeh"), these are the songs that reveal the true feline meaning of celebration: food, naps, petting, and more food. Each set of lyrics is delightfully illustrated, and all are carefully synchronized to their better-known counterparts. So hum a few bars, and get a new perspective on the holiday -- and cat -- you thought you knew. Oy!
release date: Oct 27, 2011
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Cranky, grouchy, snotty and mean haiku. SnarkyKu is a collection of senryu (haiku-style poems) providing snarky commentary for every occasion. Feeling like snapping someone's head off? Do it with wit: quote a snarkyKu.
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release date: Nov 05, 2016
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The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book: A Book of Poems for Coloring
A wise person once said, "The world would be a better place if we all just took some time to color weird pictures or enjoy a poem or two."   With The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book, you can do both - at the same time!   Take in the joys of short poems about aliens, monsters, monkeys, old guys, a wizard, a turtle, an aspiring president, a bizarre character named Crackersauce, and many others while you bring the drawings to life with splashes of color.
The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book is a collection of more than thirty goofy poems in the spirit of Shel Silverstein, accompanied by equally goofy and detailed illustrations to color.   Perfect for kids and adults, boys and girls, dogs and cats, heroes and villains, and everyone in between.
release date: Oct 14, 2004
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Holy Tango of Literature
Holy Tango of Literature is a unique and captivating collection mimicking the great writers of literary history. This devilishly witty book has a twist: Each writer's name is rearranged as a title, creating the subject for a parody rendered in the author's style.
release date: Nov 26, 2014
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There Once Was a Cat: Limericks for Cat Lovers of All Ages
2017 - GREAT SOUTHEAST BOOK FESTIVAL - chose this book as the RUNNER-UP            in the POETRY category.
2016 - NEW APPLE LITERARY SERVICES - selected this book as the SOLO
           MEDALIST winner in the SPECIALTY BOOKS category.
2015 - NEXT GENERATION INDIE BOOK AWARDS - chose this book as the
           FINALIST in the ANIMALS AND PETS category.

2015 - Endorsed by the CAT FANCIERS' ASSOCIATION

THERE ONCE WAS A CAT is designed to appeal to many types of readers: cat fanciers, poetry lovers, and young readers. This book combines the antics of cats with lighthearted limerick poetry into a colorful, educational and fun-filled reading experience.The book contains twenty-six amusing limericks written about cats. The cats are named alphabetically, starting with A for Anna and ending with Z for Zipper. Each limerick is presented with a watercolor illustration. Within each illustration is the first letter of the cat's name. For example, on the page about Anna, the young reader can search for all the A's in the illustration, count them, and check the total with the answer page. Young readers, then, gain experience in alphabet, letter recognition, and counting skills.Author Mary Jane Cogan holds a master's degree in education. She drew from her experiences as a cat lover, artist, and reading teacher to create this multi-faceted book.
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