New Releases by Kevin Cornell

Finally! The very first Six-Penny Anthems, aka "The Single-Panel Extravaganza", revised and combined with two other grand Kevin Cornell titles: "The Wippins Campaign" and the breakout tale of Mojo The Sockmonkey "The Story of Eh!" Your neighbors will literally sh*t themselves with envy when they learn you have a copy of this book! And you thought it was the coleslaw from Hot Dog Fest! It was sitting out a long time... and it was like 92 degrees that day. Come to think of it, maybe you should have laid off that Ambrosia salad. It's gross enough even on a brisk fall day. Gah! What were you thinking!?

Finally, a complete and unabridged collection of every Birthday Street comic ever published! Follow the adventures of all your fav-o-rite characters from the hit webcomic: Action Guy, Charlie Bear, Little F*cker and Sean Powers, Sean Powers Sr., Sandra the Speed Dating Woman, Professor Lance Gallant, Detective Hardcase, The World's Greatest Hotted Dog, The World's Worst Hammed Burger, Beach Ranger Ferd, Pally Boy, Trashcan Pete, [pause for breath], Janie and Jalie, The Dark Wizard Azol, [sound of man passing out].

An Amazon Best Book of the Month One fine morning, the people of Puddletrunk wake up to find their bridge has collapsed. They are not surprised. After all, termites have destroyed the last 200 or so bridges. Luckily, the people of Puddletrunk have a bridge-building expert in their town: the fabulous Mortimer Gulch, who will gladly rebuild their bridge for a pretty penny. But when a newcomer to Puddletrunk does not want to pay for the repairs, Mortimer is displeased. To make matters worse, this unusual foreigner has some innovative ideas that threaten to upend Mortimer Gulch's entire business . . . Here is a whimsical yet timely picture book allegory about what new people with new ideas can bring to communities.

*A Today Show Gift Guide Pick!* Lucy is having a terrible day. She’s falling down a mountain. As she passes various characters—a mountain man, a bungeeing duck, and a pile of shuffling bears—she tries to ask for help. But everyone misinterprets her requests. As Lucy gains velocity, the story grows in silliness. Ending eventually in a giant, rolling snowball that lands Lucy safely at a hot-chocolate chalet. No harm done! With a perfect blend of Looney Tunes–style comedy and breezy short text from Kevin Cornell, Lucy Fell Down the Mountain offers a simple solution to bad days: Just roll with it! In the tradition of When Sophie Gets Angry and Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible . . . Very Bad Day, Lucy's ability to face the day head-on—and then move on—will prove itself a new classic.

“Can't we just get through one day of college without someone trying to kill us?” Devin is the first Dandridge male in generations to display the gift. As the child out-of-time, it is foreseen in the prophecy that he will be the one to wield the Essence Scepter and become the most powerful Descendant in the entire bloodline. The only problem is that Devin’s just trying to live a normal life. Not so easy to do when his cousin, Misty, and her Wiccan coven have to keep saving him and his friends from sinister forces out to eat them alive and possess their power. In the distant past, the Elemental Lords—led by the powerful sorceress, Mystica—have a major problem on their hands. Thanks to the death and destruction caused by Pyron, the Dark Fire Lord, the people of Charm City have revolted against them. Their only hope of stopping his reign of evil is to find the Essence Scepter before he can. Aunt Cassandra, the matron of the Dandridge Coven, is the bridge between two worlds. As the keeper of the Dandridge family secrets, her wisdom is essential. But when she reveals the dark side of the prophecy to Misty, it causes a domino effect that threatens to tear the coven—and the entire Dandridge family—in two. The hunt for the Scepter is on in RISE OF THE DESCENDANTS, the thrilling, action-packed second installment in THE ELEMENT SAGA, by Kevin Cornell Johnson!

A collection of sketches, drawings, comics and inane commentary provided by one man: German Chancellor Otto Von Bismark. Wait... no... Kevin Cornell! Kevin Co-

The third installment in the Ambidextrous collection. This edition deals with such cosmic questions as where luggage is, how to overcome one's fear of dogs, and the many uses of time-traveling soup.

Go to Sleep, Monster! is a funny and surprising twist on the typical monster-under-your-bed story. Getting George to sleep is a nightmare. But getting a monster to sleep? That's an adventure. This is the first book written and illustrated by the bestselling artist of the Terrible Two series, Kevin Cornell.

A collection of comics, drawings, sketches, doodles, puzzles, and articles culled from the sketchbooks and website of illustrator Kevin Cornell. Featuring never-seen-before work, as well as old favorites from www.bearskinrug.co.uk. Densely interwoven with humor and art, Six-Penny Anthems, Vol II. is best placed somewhere convenient and accessible, where one might dip into it every now and then, in order to raise the spirits, or gain a brief respite from one's labors.

An illustrated parody of fictional superheroes and their superpowers, including the Male Pattern Baldness Eagle, the Guardin' Gnome, and the Health Inspectre, documents their battle for supremacy.

For Charles Wippins, jobs are jobs and clients are clients. And besides, Queens should pay pretty well, right?

It's Mojo the Sock Monkey in his first narrative tale -- The Story of Eh Follow him through the crushing desperation of joblessness, to the laugh-a-minute fun of unemployment. Make sure you get a copy before your neighbor gets it, and you -- riddled with envy -- kill your neighbor for his copy Although...I suppose that means that your neighbor will then kill you for your copy. Maybe you both should buy it together. Right now.