Best Selling Books by Adam Wallace

A humorous tale about dad jokes, perfect for Father''s Day! It''s Father''s Day and this little lion cub thinks his dad is the best -- except for his terrible jokes. Will he ever give them a rest? Not likely. A perfect gift for all kinds of dads -- particularly ones who tell really bad jokes!

Warning: This book really stinks!Arlo and Julia are deep in the heart of the Icky-Wicky Ooey-Gooey Forest, searching for Super Epic Dragon''s next treasure. Unfortunately, so are vengeful Giggle Goblins, a disgustingly stinky swamp, and a deadly (but adorable) two-headed hydra. Is restoring the glory of Ticklebrook really worth all this trouble? The heroes are going to have to brave an awful lot of nasty slime to prove it!

As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn''t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here''s one stinky reason it''s not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey''s gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn''t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn''t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

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Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They''re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there''s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don''t sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Best friends Monty and Mandy get excited over EVERYTHING, including the PING of a microwave! Imagine how excited they are to go to Camp Spaloonka, their first ever school camp. Will they outsmart Samson O''Reilly and win the Talent Show? Will they survive Whitewater Mania? Most importantly, will everyone else survive their camp hijinks? A fun, loveable book about what it takes to be best friends forever!

It''s Halloween, and everybody''s ready to get down and boogie ... except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula''s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this ... never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy''s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It''s a crazy monster mash, and you''re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Super Silly Slapstick Stories has just that ... super silly slapstick stories! It''s right in the title! Six of them are written by pretty boring adults, and seven of them are written by pretty awesome kids! From disastrous weddings and dinner parties, to clowns attacking with cream buns, to the worst babysitters in the history of babysitting, it''s all crazy, it''s all chaos, it''s all super silly!

EL SUPERHÉROE MÁS APESTOSO DEL MUNDO ESTÁ A PUNTO DE ENCONTRARSE CON UN RIVAL A SU ALTURA... LAS RISAS (Y LA PESTE) ESTÁN ASEGURADAS El héroe más apestoso está a punto de conocer a su alma gemela. Una máquina que lanza vómito. Sí, así es y encima se ha vuelto loca... así que está decidida a quitarle el lustre a Villapulcra. ¿Será este el final de la Ciudad Más Limpia del Mundo? No si Superpedete puede evitarlo. La batalla ha empezado. No te la pierdas.

Hay un monstruo en mi armario, con garras y dientes y muy peludo. Y, esta noche, ¡voy a asustarlo! Vive justo ahí...

The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee is an exciting, fun, sad, hilarious story about facing your fears and overcoming them. It looks at disabilities and how they can affect lives, and how they don''t have to stop you fulfilling your dreams. The book does this with humor and adventure, with love and laughter, and with danger and excitement. Twelve-year-old Pete McGee was born with only one arm. He dreams of one day becoming a great and noble knight, but only his mother has the faith and belief that he will actually make the dream a reality. The McGees are very poor and Mrs. McGee is a sick woman. When Pete hears of the Wilderene flower, a flower that can perform miracles, he begins a quest to find it to cure his dying mother.

Learn how to draw 9 cartoon animals, like camels and frogs and wombats, by following the rhyming instructions!