New Releases by Arnie Lightning

release date: Jul 10, 2016

101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. Children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes for kids. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 101 funny knock knock jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Fun mazes and puzzles included Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Knock knock! Who''s there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this afternoon? HAHA! Knock knock! Who''s there? Aitch! Aitch who? Bless You! LOL! Knock knock! Who''s there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you can''t guess who this is! HAHA! Knock knock! Who''s there? Ocelot! Ocelot who? You Ocelot of questions! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children''s Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children''s book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children''s books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie''s books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click ''buy'' to get these funny jokes!

Ninja Kid

release date: May 22, 2016

What happens when the bullies take over the school? Five year old, Jason Heel arrives to a new town and a new school. It''s his first day and one of the school bullies already found him as an easy target. Jason quickly sees how the bullies (a small gang called the Terror Squad) just do whatever they want to whomever they want. Can Anyone Stop Them? Most of the kids in school just accept things the way they are. They don''t think anyone can stand up to the bullies. Jason confidently tells his new friend Amy that he believes things will change soon. Amy thinks he''s crazy. Ninja Kid to the Rescue! Read along and find out what happens when a secret ninja shows up to challenge the bullies! He has two Chinese throwing stars and nunchucks. He''s fast as lightning. No one knows where he came from.. Will they back down or just smash Ninja Kid? Action, Adventure, and Ninja Stealth! Scroll up and buy a copy today to find out what Ninja Boy is all about..

The Things I'm Grateful For...

release date: Nov 08, 2015

Stories About Being Grateful! Gratitude and appreciation can make life wonderful. These five short stories are excellent for teaching your little one about being thankful for the things they have. Each story is beautifully crafted with morals and lessons about gratitude and includes just for fun activities! 5 cute short stories for kids Just for fun activities included for extra fun Fun and challenging maze puzzles These stories are especially great for sharing with friends and reading aloud at home! Story List & Activities: The Things I''m Thankful For Series Collection James and the Triple-Dipper Just for Fun Activity Thanksgiving Miracle A Bubble for Grampa Just for Fun Activity The Only Girl A Perfect Snowstorm Just for Fun Activity How Many? Maze 1 Maze 2 Maze 3 Maze 4 Maze 5 Solutions About the Author Best-Selling Children''s Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children''s book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children''s books. Arnie has published over 100 children''s books and counting! Find out more at: www.ArnieLightning.com Scroll up and click ''buy'' and spend some quality time with your child!

Tom the Turkey

release date: Nov 05, 2015

"Every year near Thanksgiving, Tom Turkey counts down the days in hiding. Thanksgiving is a stressful time of year for a turkey! Especially when a hunter named Carl is chasing you."--Page 4 of cover.

Wiggly the Worm

release date: Jul 21, 2015

Follow the adventures of Wiggly Worm and his best friends (Snarky Snail, Rattles Snake, and Munchy Mosquito). Wiggly and his friends live in a backyard garden. What happens when they decide to explore outside the yard? This is an excellent storybook for early readers, reading aloud at home, and as a bedtime story. 5 fun short stories for kids Includes "just for fun" activities Short story chapter book with pictures Perfect for a bedtime story for kids Excellent for early and beginner readers Big and cute illustrations for early and younger readers This book is great for quick bedtime story or to be read aloud with friends and family! Kids and children can practice their reading skills or have a parent read it aloud. This special storybook includes lessons and morals about about caring and love. Story & Activity List: Wiggly Worm and the Garden Town Just for Fun Activity Snarky Snail''s Story Rattles Snake Saves the Day Munchy Mosquito''s Last Bite Just for Fun Activity Mac Apple''s Lucky Day Just for Fun Activity Mazes and Puzzles About the Author Best-Selling Children''s Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children''s book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children''s books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie''s books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! You can learn more about the author at: www.ArnieLightning.com Scroll up and click ''buy'' to spend some quality time with your child!

Happy Birthday Jokes for Kids: Funny Jokes for Kids (Happy Birthday!)

Funny Happy Birthday Jokes for Kids!

Includes Happy Birthday Maze Puzzle!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.

Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE!

Children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny happy birthday jokes! With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers will have lots of entertainment.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

Funny and hilarious jokes for kids
Excellent for early and beginning readers
Fun and entertainment for your child
Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

Funny jokes from this book...

Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: Because he wanted to have a birthday potty!

HAHA!

Q: Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
A: You said it was pound cake!

LOL!

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a happy flappy birthday!

HAHA!

Funny Happy Birthday Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)

This funny joke book is full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

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Bee Jokes for Kids: Funny Bee Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)

Funny and Hilarious Bee Jokes for Kids!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean bee jokes for children.

Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about bees. With cute and silly bee illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

Special Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

Funny jokes from this book...

Q: What are the smartest bees?

A: Spelling bees!

~HAHA!~

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!

~LOL!~

Q: What did the confused bee say?

A: To bee or not to bee?

~HAHA!~

Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!

~LOL!~

Funny Bee Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)

Over 45 funny bee jokes
Cute and colorful bee illustrations
Excellent for early and beginning readers
Hours of fun and entertainment for your child
Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Dogs!

This funny joke book is full of bee jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about bees and insects will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

100% Money Back Guarantee

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HALLOWEEN STORIES (Books for Kids: Scary Halloween Stories for Kids): Scary Stories for Kids, Halloween Activities, Halloween Jokes, and More! (Haunted Halloween Fun Book 2)

Scary Halloween Stories for Kids!

Halloween is upon us. For most, it's a fun time of year where we dress up in our favorite costumes and get lots of candy. For others, it can be the most frightening time of year. In these five scary stories that's the case. Prepare yourself. You have been warned!

5 scary stories for kids
Just for fun activities included for extra fun
100+ spooky Halloween jokes for kids

These spooky ghost stories are great for reading aloud with friends and family. You will creep everyone out and scare the living daylights out of them with these scary stories. This book is lots of fun for Halloween!

These stories are especially great for campfire tales and to be read late at night!

Story & Activity List:

The Legend of Jack O'Lantern Hill
Just for Fun Activity
Ellen's Halloween Cat
Just for Fun Activity
The Mummy Doll
Just for Fun Activity
The Not-So-Grim Reaper
Frankie's New School
Halloween Jokes
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Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books.

Arnie has published over 100 children's books and counting!

Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hands on these spooky stories!

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Halloween Stories: Spooky Short Stories for Kids, Jokes, and Coloring Book (Haunted Halloween Fun) (Volume 2)

Scary Halloween Stories for Kids!

5 scary stories for kids
Just for fun activities included for extra fun
100+ spooky Halloween jokes for kids
Halloween coloring book

These stories are especially great for campfire tales and to be read late at night!

Story & Activity List:

The Legend of Jack O'Lantern Hill
Just for Fun Activity
Ellen's Halloween Cat
Just for Fun Activity
The Mummy Doll
Just for Fun Activity
The Not-So-Grim Reaper
Frankie's New School
Halloween Jokes
FREE GIFT!

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books.

Arnie has published over 100 children's books and counting!

Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hands on these spooky stories!

Books for Kids: THE THINGS I'M GRATEFUL FOR (Bedtime Stories for Kids Ages 4-8): Cute Short Stories for Kids About Being Thankful and Fun Activities (Happy Kid Books Book 2)