Best Selling Books by Betsy Haynes

Me? I''m Farley Inkelberger. My parents and teachers call me Farley; My friends call me Ink. But I''m really a genius. I know tons of interesting facts, like frogs can''t swallow with their eyes open. But Roger''s a moron, and proud of it. He''s also my biggest enemy. Thank goodness for Lucy Poff. She''s my best friend and a genius-wannabe. I don''t know what would have happened to me without her when we ended up inside Roger Hunt''s nose.

A three-in-one collection of spooky stories. In Welcome to Alien Inn, Matt is lead into a bizarre alien encounter. There is something odd about the new teacher in Teacher Creature who behaves as if he has just come out of a swamp, and in Strange Brew, Tori discovers a mysterious notebook.

While working on a genealogy project of family living class, Melanie uncovers a shocking secret about her past.

When Azie Appleton discovers she can say a magic word and make any of her lies come true, she concocts a tale about the school being taken over by giant termites--but her scheme quickly backfires. Original.

Helping to care for a special new turkey in the pen behind their house, Annie and Kyle are amazed when every wish they make near the turkey comes true, but they are unaware that Frankenturkey has returned from the grave. Original.

A chilling thriller that forms part of the Bone Chillers series of stories for children.

Charley''s summer at the beach promises to be uneventful until the ghost of a sailor who died in 1712 persuades him to help dig for buried treasure.

The Santa Diaries Children all over the world believe that Santa''s magic makes every Christmas perfect. But, believe it or not, Santa has had his share of trouble. Peak inside his diaries and read each of the amazing adventures that almost stopped Christmas from coming. Santa''s Stowaway Just when Santa thought it was the perfect Christmas Eve flight, a tiny voice called from the back of the sleigh, "I really didn''t break it." Did Santa have a stowaway? You bet he did! Little Jerod had slipped into the sleigh and wrecked havoc. Sure, Jerod didn''t mean any harm but how could Santa possibly mend the broken toys and get them all delivered by Christmas morning?

A fourteen-year-old boy who signs on with the Continental Army is in the Long Island Sound area to foil the progress of the British.

Melanie Edwards lets her love for the hot band The New Generation, and their new hit song, Super Kisser, get her into trouble when she takes to kissing the closest boy to her whenever she hears the tune. Original.

Heart-stopping chills and thrills for young readers. Bone Chillers #16.

The Santa Diaries Children all over the world believe that Santa''s magic makes every Christmas perfect. But, believe it or not, Santa has had his share of trouble. Peak inside his diaries and read each of the amazing adventures that almost stopped Christmas from coming. A Newfangled Christmas

Joni, who has fallen for Reed Knight, begins to resent the time she devotes to the Boy Talk hotline, until Reed turns out to be no good and the hotline''s existence is threatened. Original.