Best Selling Books by David Borgenicht

Get over it! What to do if you''re left at the altar; tell-tale signs your relationship is over; treating red, puffy eyes; and how to make your bed feel less empty.

From the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series comes expert advice for one of the most extreme situations of all: middle age. Your knees are hurting. Your relationships are changing. Your retirement funds are okay-ish, maybe--you can''t quite remember (and can you actually retire in this economy?). Whether you''re in the midst of a full-blown midlife crisis or you''re just feeling . . . a little bit older, this indispensable guide from the world''s best-selling survival series has all the expert advice for all the challenges you''ll face at that "certain age." including: How to Survive Being Called Sir or Ma''am How to Get a Tattoo You Won''t Regret How to Conceal Your Beer Gut How to Survive a Colonoscopy How Not to Die Alone And dozens more hilarious and relatable worst-case scenarios to help you make the best of your midlife--and beyond.

Hvad gør man, når man bliver angrebet af en haj? Eller en krokodille? Eller en bjørn? Hvordan bringer man et barn til verden i en taxa? Hvordan springer man ud af en kørende bil? Hvordan overlever man, hvis ens faldskærm ikke folder sig ud? Hvordan klarer man sig, hvis man er faret vild i en ørken? Den bog, du har i hånden, giver svar på en lang række livsvigtige spørgsmål – og alle de gode råd er gennemprøvede og videnskabeligt underbyggede. Det er en uundværlig guide for alle, der er nervøse for at flyve eller for at færdes i lande, hvor klimaet er anderledes end det danske, og hvor jordskælv, bomber, dræberbier og giftslanger hører til dagens orden.

Hvordan man krydser en flod fyldt med piratfisk. Hvordan man afleverer bestikkelse. Hvordan man stopper et løbsk tog. Hvordan man undgår at blive bortført af en ufo. Hvordan man bygger et læsted i sneen. Hvordan man undslipper fra en bils bagagerum. Hvordan man behandler et skorpionstik. Man bør altid være forberedt på det værst tænkelige – man er i fare fra det øjeblik, man træder uden for sin hoveddør! Denne bog giver med en række illustrationer trin-for-trin instruktioner i, hvad man har brug for at vide. Desuden indeholder bogen et appendiks med rejsestrategier, udtryk og gestus, man kan bruge – eller bør undgå! Bogen fortæller, hvad man kan komme ud for, og hvordan man klarer vanskelige problemer og overlever farlige situationer. Man kan vælge at læse den som ren underholdning, men oplysningerne og rådene er korrekte og bygger på grundig research.

Escape a stalled subway car or a swarm of pigeons; stop a runaway hot dog cart; defeat cockroacheswhat every native and visitor needs to survive in the Big Apple.

From the Andy Griffith Show to Wonder Woman, from sitcoms to game shows to police and medical dramas, television has charmed the Baby Boomers and is now enticing the "twentysomething" MTV generation. Quotes, songs, questions and answers, theme songs and more make this book the playful companion for friends leaping back into their pool of youthful memories.

For everyone who is sick of asking the big questions, here are more than 300 topics for inane, pointless, silly, but highly entertaining discussion.

¡Es el apocalipsis! ¿Y ahora qué? Prepárate para el final de la civilización con la ayuda de dos expertos en supervivencia y preparacionismo y aprende cómo levantarte de nuevo, sacudirte el polvo y empezar otra vez. El reloj del fin del mundo está a segundos de llegar a la medianoche, y las probabilidades de extinción son más cercanas con cada tictac. ¡Pero no temas! Aquí tienes una guía indispensable que te prepara para sobrevivir en el último de los escenarios más terribles, con humor y simpatía. No puedes entrar en pánico si te estás riendo. Encontrarás instrucciones paso a paso para hacer una maleta en treinta minutos, sentirte como en casa en tu bunker, sobrevivir a una invasión alien o a un ataque de robots, sobrevivir en la próxima pandemia, defenderte de un clan hostil, comer insectos y roedores... ¡y reconstruir una sociedad utópica!

A new thrill ride begins in the Amazon rainforest with the latest novel in the Worst-Case Scenario Ultimate Adventure series! Join an expedition of students exploring the Amazon jungle and face real dangers and decisions. Your choices will determine your fate. Will you survive your encounters with piranhas, tarantulas, mosquitoes, monkeys, and jaguars? Or will you be forced to return home early? Only you can decide how to survive. There are twenty-two possible endings to this adventure, but only ONE leads to ultimate success! Featuring dynamic comic book–style illustrations, and based on real, true-life facts about the Amazon, this story will be a surefire hit with anyone craving a fun, highly visual reading experience.

Learn to reattach a bumper, drive down a flight of stairs, and survive road rageyour own and other people''s. Theessential driver''s manual!

A board book that looks at opposites with the crew of Star Trek.

How to crack a safe, escape from Alcatraz, get the girl and live the action hero''s life. From the creators of the publishing phenomenon, THE WORST CASE SCENARIO HANDBOOK, THE ACTION HERO HANDBOOK will put you in touch with your inner action hero. Irreverent, but practical advice written by experts (actors, stuntmen, private investigators, con artists, criminals and cads) will tell you how to talk tough, jump on a horse, dock a cruise ship, drive through down town without letting the speed drop below 55mph or just buy more time. Step-by-step instructions will help you live the movie life

Presents Native American legends and folklore accompanied by ready-to-color illustrations.