New Releases by David Lewman

In this second book of the hilarious and zany illustrated chapter book series, Agent Glyker continues his mission to capture a Rabbid and figure out what they’re all about. Special Agent Glyker is hard at work tracking down the Rabbids—his job depends on it! Agent Glyker’s scary boss, Mr. Stern (who also happens to be his uncle), has issued him an ultimatum: capture a Rabbid OR ELSE! But just when it seems like things might finally go Agent Glyker’s way, he has to choose between saving his job or saving his boss. What will the secret agent do? Peek into Glyker’s top-secret files and laugh along as the Rabbids stay one step ahead of the poor agent…for now! Rabbids TM & © 2014 Ubisoft Entertainment.

SpongeBob loves baseball, but wonders if he''s up to playing on the big boys'' team.

"SpongeBob amazes an ice-hockey scout with his skills while sweeping up the Krusty Krab, and he soon finds himself playing professional hockey! But when he realizes whose team he is playing for, and who he must play against, SpongeBob starts having second thoughts"--Publisher.

SpongeBob is so protective of his new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blower that he doesn''t even want to take it out of the packaging. But when his best friend, Patrick, asks if he can look after it one night, SpongeBob can''t refuse. SpongeBob tries to trust his friend, but his curiosity gets the better of him, and chaos soon follows!

Club CSI members Hannah, Ben, and Corey combine what they have learned in their forensic science class with investigative skills to find Hannah''s missing dog.

How do you dust for fingerprints on a meat loaf? Club CSI: is on the case in this new middle-grade series about forensic science! Calling all kid crime-solvers: Forensic science isn’t just for grown-ups anymore! Thanks to the popularity of shows like CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, forensic science has made its way into the classroom. This new middle-grade series stars a group of students whose forensic science class inspires them to form a “Club CSI:” to investigate crimes and capers at school. As Club CSI: collects clues, readers will love trying to put the pieces together to find out what really happened in this series that is part mystery, part detective story, and just plain fun! In The Case of the Mystery Meat Loaf, Ben, Corey, and Hannah’s first case as Club CSI: begins when a bunch of students and the principal get food poisoning from the cafeteria’s hot lunch. Everyone blames the new science teacher because she pushed the lunch lady to add her healthy “meatless meat loaf” recipe to the menu, but Club CSI: isn’t pointing fingers until they evaluate the evidence. Can they find out who messed with the meat loaf before the science teacher gets in trouble or more people get sick? Club CSI: is on the case!

SpongeBob and the Bikini Bottom gang have tons of showbiz advice for aspiring performers everywhere in this hilarious new humor book! No strangers to the stage themselves, whether it’s SpongeBob singing “Gary in the Shell,” Patrick staring blankly, or Sandy twirling the microphone stand and a lasso, they all know just what to do when it’s time to perform! They’ve got tons of hot tips to help wannabe-singers and performers – as well as lots of jokes to chase away the butterflies! For Singing Out Loud! is perfect for kids between the ages of 7 and 10 but is sure to have SpongeBob fans of all ages in stitches!

"Based on the TV series SpongeBob SquarePants created by Stephen Hillenburg as seen on Nickelodeon."

Brrr... This flurry of snow-themed jokes is sure to break the ice! SpongeBob fans will laugh out loud from the first cold snap till it''s time to thaw out! Q: Why did Plankton say outside through an entire blizzard? A: He wanted to be kind of the chill. Q: What do you get when you cross cereal with snow? A: Corn flakes. Q: Why did Mr. Krabs dig for money in the drift? A: He''d heard it was a snow bank.

Ghosts, monsters, and creepy creatures join SpongeBob in scaring up some laughs, in this collection of more than a hundred spooky jokes.

This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Bedlam ensues when SpongeBob lets Patrick borrow his most prized possession, the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble blower, which is still in its original packaging.

A collection of riddles about schools and classrooms featuring the TV character SpongeBob SquarePants.

What did SpongeBob get when he tried to use karate on a pig? A pork chop. Which fish is the clumsiest? The flounder. How did the Krabby Patty feel by the end of the workday? Totally fried. Look inside for more underwater laughs!

Get ready to soak up some nautical nonsense on how SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom dwellers approach graduation. They cover everything from preparing for the big day to how to celebrate this milestone--with a party, of course! This is one book brimming with really, really smart advice and words of wisdom for all graduates--and people moving on to the next stage of life.

"SpongeBob and his friends share boatloads of splashy advice on how to survive bad days and worst-case scenario situations--and you can help them express their thoughts!"--Cover back

Hoppin'' clams! A princess is coming to the Krusty Krab! At least that''s what SpongeBob thinks. And when she doesn''t appear, SpongeBob must think Fast. He promised a princess, but where will he find one on such short notice? Find out what happens in this royally Funny story!

When Timmy''s attempt to make Trixie Tang his Valentine ends in humiliating failure, he wishes that he lived in a world without girls. POOF! He gets his wish, but with the boys and girls separated, love is disappearing -- and it''s killing Cupid! Will Timmy be able to get the men and women back together so the world will once again be filled with love?

SpongeBob''s antics at the Krusty Krab provide an hysterical survival guide to office life! From Mr Krab''s example of management - ''Breathe on your own time, I don''t pay you to breathe'' to SpongeBob''s views on nightworking - ''It''ll be just like a sleepover only we''ll be sweaty and covered in grease'' - this miniature book makes the perfect gift for anyone seeking office harmony.

This collection of 100 cosmically comical, fundamentally funny jokes that defy the laws of laughter is based on the hit animated series on Nickelodeon. Illustrations.

A collection of jokes about SpongeBob and his fellow sea creatures.

Jokes from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.

Examples of the accomplishments of celebrities include those of David Bowie, Grandma Moses, Frank Sinatra, Claude Monet, and Ernest Hemingway.