Best Selling Books by Jory John

If you''re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you''re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you''re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children''s book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character''s unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

Monsen and Jory deliver an affectionate skewering of the cult of New York as the center of everything--from fashion to baseball to finance to soft pretzels.

What could a pampered house cat possibly have to complain about? This latest collaboration from picture book superstars--and cat devotees--Lane Smith and Jory John brings with it a hilarious set of feline problems! Just like most cats, this cat lives an extremely comfortable life. But he has his problems too! The sun spot he''s trying to bathe in won''t stop moving. He keeps getting served dry food instead of wet. And don''t even get him started on the vacuum--it''s an absolute menace!--and the nosy neighbor squirrel that just can''t seem to mind its own business. Will this cat ever find the silver lining? Jory John and Lane Smith once again air their grievances in this must-have companion book to Penguin Problems and Giraffe Problems.

The beloved critters are nervous about going off to camp in this hilarious and reassuring companion book to New York Times bestselling author Jory John and critically acclaimed illustrator Liz Climo''s First Day Critter Jitters. Some familiar faces and some new ones meet up at summer camp . . . and they all feel nervous! There''s a duck afraid everyone will find out he can''t swim, a bear afraid of noises in the woods, and a sloth who worries he''ll have to catch his own lunch. But can they get over their nerves to have some fun and make new friends?

A New York Times Bestseller! Based on the #1 New York Times bestselling picture book sensation The Good Egg, Jory John and Pete Oswald present: The Great Eggscape! The Great Eggscape is when the Good Egg and his pals escape their carton and drop into the store for a morning of fun, enjoyed by everybody. Well, almost everybody. Shel (an egg) isn’t a huge fan of group activities, especially when he’s made to be “It” for a game of hide-and-seek. Nevertheless, Shel doesn’t want to let his friends down, so he reluctantly plays, anyway. But after a morning of hiding and seeking, somebody’s still missing. Will the dozen eggs friends ever be reunited? Find out in this hilarious egg hunt adventure that reminds us to break out of our shells and help our friends in need!

It''s a perfect day at the community pool. The beans are the best swimmers in town. As for Cool Bean, the shallow side of the pool is the only side of the pool he treads water on. Until one day, he sees the super slide and finds the courage to finally ride the slide or does he?

Penguins aren''t the only animals with problems. . . . A second hilarious collaboration from picture-book superstars Lane Smith and Jory John! Can you guess what''s making this giraffe self-conscious? Could it be . . . HIS ENORMOUS NECK?? Yes, it''s exactly that--how on earth did you figure it out? Edward the giraffe can''t understand why his neck is as long and bendy and, well, ridiculous as it is. No other animal has a neck this absurd. He''s tried disguising it, dressing it up, strategically hiding it behind bushes--honestly, anything you can think of, he''s tried. Just when Edward has exhausted his neck-hiding options and is about to throw in the towel, a turtle swoops in (well, ambles in, very slowly) and helps him understand that his neck has a purpose, and looks excellent in a bow tie.

Miles and Niles find themselves marooned for the summer at Camp Good Times, which is all about peace and good vibes. (Can you say BOR-ING?) With no clear prank-ortunities, the Terrible Two fail to see what about all of this is so good.

Duck just wants to play with his best friend Bear... the final story in the hilarious Duck and Bear series from an award-winning team!

From #1 New York Times–bestselling author of The Bad Seed, Jory John, and illustrator Erin Kraan comes a meaningful yet utterly hilarious tale—a companion to the popular picture book, Something''s Wrong! It’s the perrrfect day for a picnic! But oh-no. Anders does not seem like himself. He and his friend Jeff are headed for a spectacular afternoon together, but no matter how much Anders insists that he’s feeling just fine, Jeff gets the sense that his best friend isn’t being totally honest. Jeff doesn’t know what to do. Give him space? Stand by his side? Pretend that absolutely nothing’s wrong?? How can he be a good friend if he doesn’t know what Anders might need? Nothing''s Wrong! reminds us that even when things don’t turn out as planned, a good friend will be there for you no matter what.

It''s Miles and Niles''s final year at Yawnee Valley Science and Letters Academy, and the Terrible Two have one goal: an epic prank.

From New York Times bestselling authors Mac Barnett and Jory John comes a deviously funny series about fitting in, making your mark, and finding a friend where you least expect one. This ebook collection brings together all four laugh-out-loud books that have captivated young readers and prank enthusiasts alike. “A double helping of fun and mischief.” —Jeff Kinney, author, Diary of a Wimpy Kid Book 1: The Terrible Two Meet Miles Murphy, the new kid in town and a master prankster. But when he arrives at Yawnee Valley, he discovers that there’s already a prankster in residence. Will Miles and his rival, Niles Sparks, become friends or foes? Book 2: The Terrible Two Get Worse Miles and Niles have joined forces to become the ultimate pranking duo. But when their pranks start to backfire, they must find a way to outwit the new principal, who is determined to put an end to their antics. Book 3: The Terrible Two Go Wild The pranksters take their tricks to the great outdoors! As they navigate the challenges of summer camp, Miles and Niles must use their wits to outsmart the camp director and keep their pranking streak alive. Book 4: The Terrible Two’s Last Laugh In their final adventure, Miles and Niles face their biggest challenge yet. With graduation looming, they must pull off the ultimate prank to leave their mark on Yawnee Valley forever. Readers in grades 3 through 7 enjoy zooming through the books in this series. These laugh-out-loud books have captivated young readers and prank enthusiasts alike.

See below for English description. « Quoi? Vous voulez lire ce livre? Pourquoi voudriez-vous lire un livre sur les problèmes des manchots quand vous avez déjà plein de problèmes vous-même? Regardez autour de vous! Le monde ne tourne pas rond! En plus, je suis certain que vous n''aimez pas les manchots tant que ça. Moi-même, je n''aime pas vraiment les manchots, et j''en suis un! 7; Si vous tenez vraiment à lire ce livre, soyez avertis, il n''a rien de drôle. Un manchot marabout offre une tribune à un manchots grincheux. Il illustré aussi une réflexion acerbe et hilarante sur l''habitude de certains individus de se plaindre de tout, tout le temps. This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol'' crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we''ve just learned that grumps are everywhere.. This book is sure to tickle kids'' funny bones and will elicit appreciative sighs from the adults reading it aloud. Original title: Penguin Problems

MÁS DE 2.5 MILLONES DE EJEMPLARES VENDIDOS EN TODO EL MUNDO. Una historia divertida y encantadora, perfecta para leer en voz alta, que nos recuerda la importancia del equilibrio, el cuidado de uno mismo y la aceptación de los que queremos. Si necesitas ayuda para lo que sea, yo soy tu huevo... Nuestro protagonista es un huevo muy bueno: te riega las plantas, te cambia los neumáticos ¡y hasta te pinta la casa! Si necesitas ayuda para lo que sea, él es tu huevo. Pero, a veces, ser demasiado bueno no da el mejor resultado...

Hoist the anchor and get ready for high seas adventure! This arrr-inspiring journal provides aspiring pirates games, puzzles, challenges, and advice on everything from swabbing the deck to walking the plank and avoiding scurvy. And for studying treasure maps after the lights go out, this journal also includes a reading light for secret journaling below deck!

Möt Björn och Anka - två vänner som nästan aldrig är överens Björn längtar efter att få gå och lägga sig och sova. Men Anka vill umgås. Hur ska Björn någonsin kunna få sova? Jag vill inte sova, Björn är en underhållande godnattsaga av två prisbelönta barnboksmakare, författaren Jory John och illustratören Benji Davies. JORY JOHN är amerikansk författare, redaktör och journalist som blivit prisad flertalet gånger, bland annat i New York Times och USA Today. Han skriver både barnböcker och romaner. BENJI DAVIES är en brittisk illustratör, författare och animatör. Han bor i London med sin fru och dotter.

MÁS DE 2.5 MILLONES DE EJEMPLARES VENDIDOS EN TODO EL MUNDO Un encantador y divertido cuento infantil que nos recuerda el increíble poder transformador de la voluntad, de la aceptación y de ser uno mismo, y que demuestra que el cambio en positivo es posible para todos y cada uno de nosotros. Había una vez una pipa muy mala. ¿Cómo de mala? Mira, mira... Miente sobre tonterías, se cuela CONSTANTEMENTE, nunca se lava las manos... ni los pies, y hace muchas otras cosas malas. Pero ¿qué pasa cuando una mala pipa quiere dejar de serlo? ¿Podrá cambiar sus maaaaaaaaalas maneras? La crítica ha dicho: «Ideal para abrir un diálogo sobre cómo reaccionamos ante nuestras experiencias, las consecuencias de nuestras acciones y la posibilidad de cambiar a mejor». School Library Journal «Sin duda, el MEJOR álbum para leer en voz alta del año». Mel Schuit, Let''s Talk Picture Books «El mejor libro infantil de humor: tan tierno como juguetón, de los que dejan a los adultos riendo a carcajadas y agradecidos por la lectura». New York Times Book Review

Witziges Bilderbuch zum Thema schlechte Laune – für alle Kinder ab 4 Jahren. Motzemieze ist unzufrieden. Eine Katze, die in einer gemütlichen Wohnung lebt, sollte eigentlich alles haben, was sie braucht. Aber die Sonne verschwindet einfach, während sie sich sonnt, ihr Besitzer gibt ihr nicht das richtige Futter und der laute Staubsauger ist eine echte Bedrohung. Alles wäre viel einfacher, wenn es so laufen würde, wie die Katze es gerne hätte. Kann das freundliche Eichhörnchen draußen am Fenster ihr helfen? Eine wunderbare Geschichte mitten aus dem Alltag zum Schmunzeln und Nachdenken für alle großen und kleinen Katzenfans. Ein Bilderbuch voller Humor und zum Immer-wieder-Vorlesen Großartig übersetzt von Andreas Steinhöfel

Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten – das furiose Finale der Bestsellerreihe über die berühmt-berüchtigten Prankster Miles & Niles! Das neue Schuljahr beginnt für Miles und Niles, das unschlagbare Trickser-Duo, mit schlechten Nachrichten: Miles'' Mutter hat beschlossen, im Sommer wieder zurück in die alte Heimat zu ziehen! Den beiden Freunden wird schnell klar, sie müssen ihren Abschied mit dem legendärsten Streich aller Zeiten feiern. Da kommt es äußerst ungelegen, dass ihr erbitterter Widersacher Bertrand Barkin zu einem neuen Gegenschlag ausholt: Er verschafft sich eine Position in der Schulaufsichtsbehörde und träumt davon, endlich wieder Recht und Ordnung in Yawnee Valley herzustellen ... Die Dein Spiegel-Bestellerreihe ist herrlich albernern und frecher Lesespaß für Jungs & Mädchen. Alle Bände der Miles & Niles-Reihe: Hirnzellen im Hinterhalt (Band 1) Schlimmer geht immer (Band 2) Jetzt wird''s wild (Band 3) Einer geht noch (Band 4)

Miles morava perto do mar. Miles tinha amigos. Miles era o garoto mais terrível de sua escola... Como ele vai conseguir sobreviver numa cidade chamada Vale do Bocejo? O mundo das travessuras está prestes a ser reinventado. Uma dupla imbatível na pregação de peças surge onde menos se espera: na entediante cidade de Vale do Bocejo, famosa por ter muitas vacas. Acostumado a ser o mais terrível de onde morava, Miles Murphy está decidido a manter sua fama em sua nova cidade, para a qual se mudou muito a contragosto. Só que Vale do Bocejo já tem seu rei das travessuras, e, para roubar o posto, Miles vai ter que se superar. Uma guerra épica de trotes e peças toma conta da cidade, até que os dois terríveis finalmente decidem unir forças e pregar a maior peça já vista no mundo: algo tão mirabolante que deixará orgulhosos os membros da Ordem Internacional da Desordem. “Um livro terrível! Terrivelmente engraçado, terrivelmente maravilhoso.” Jon Scieszka, autor da série Frank Einstein “Nem o leitor mais relutante vai resistir.” San Francisco Book Review

DEPOIS DO FEIJÃO QUE QUERIA SER MANEIRO, E O OVO QUE ERA SEMPRE BONZINHO, O ESQUADRÃO DO RANGO APRESENTA... A UVA AZEDA! A uva azeda já passou por poucas e boas, e é por isso que hoje ela é tão amarga! Quer seja um amigo dela ou um desconhecido, se alguém fizer alguma coisa que ela não gostar, a uva vai lembrar... e guardar muito rancor. Mas, quando a uva azeda se vê do outro lado desse sentimento, ela percebe que talvez deva levar a vida de uma forma um pouco mais doce. Dos criadores dos best-sellers O feijão maneiro e O ovo bonzinho, Jory John e Pete Oswald trazem mais uma história divertida e reflexiva sobre a importância da empatia e do diálogo.

See below for English description. Ce livre raconte l''histoire d''une mauvaise graine. Une très mauvaise graine. Mais à quel point est-ce qu''une graine peut être mauvaise? Eh bien, celle-ci a un mauvais caractère, de mauvaises manières et une mauvaise attitude. Elle a toujours été mauvaise. Elle coupe dans les files d''attente, fixe les gens du regard et n''écoute jamais. Mais qu''arrive-t-il lorsque la petite graine malicieuse décide de prendre sa vie en main et d''être... heureuse? La mauvaise graine est un récit à la fois drôle et touchant qui nous rappelle à tous la force de la volonté et de l''acceptation de soi. Les lecteurs, jeunes et moins jeunes, adoreront cette histoire. Elle est la preuve que chacun d''entre nous peut changer pour le mieux. This is a book about a bad seed. Really, truly bad. But how bad could a seed really be? Well, he has a bad temper, bad manners, and a bad attitude. This seed cuts in line every time, stares at everybody and never listens. But what happens when one mischievous little seed changes his mind about himself, and decides that he wants to be...happy? La mauvaise graine is a funny yet touching tale that reminds us of the remarkably transformative power of will, acceptance, and just being you. Perfect for readers young and old, La mauvaise graine proves that positive change is possible for each and every one of us. Original title: The Bad Seed

Todo mundo conhece os feijões maneiros. Eles são tãããão maneeeeiros! E também tem os feijo-nadas... Sempre excluído, um feijão tenta de tudo para se enturmar, mas sem sucesso. Apesar de ter crescido na mesma vagem que os feijões maneiros, ele só não é legal o suficiente. Até que um dia os feijões maneiros mostram para ele como as coisas funcionam. Com humor, inteligência e charme, os autores #1 do New York Times Jory John e Pete Oswald nos lembram que maneiro mesmo é ser gentil.

Traditional Chinese edition of Penguin Problems

See below for English description. Malgré tous ses efforts, l''école n''a jamais été facile pour ce biscuit, qui n''a pas le sentiment d''être doué en comparaison avec ses camarades. Puis un jour, son enseignante lui donne un devoir qui va tout changer: le biscuit doit créer quelque chose d''original et l''apporter en classe le lendemain. Un soupçon de créativité et une pincée de confiance en soi suffiront-ils à lui faire comprendre que les notes parfaites et les bonnes réponses ne sont pas les seuls ingrédients de l''intelligence? Le biscuit doué prouve à tous que l''intelligence et le talent ne se reflètent pas uniquement dans les résultats scolaires. Jory John et Pete Oswald, créateurs à succès classés numéro un au palmarès du New York Times, nous offrent un nouveau concentré de rires et de leçons avec ce nouveau tome valorisant, intelligent et charmant de cette série délicieuse! Original title: The Smart Cookie Don''t miss the seventh picture book in the #1 New York Times bestselling series from creators Jory John and Pete Oswald! This cookie has never felt like a smart cookie no matter how hard she tries, especially in comparison to all the clever cupcakes and brilliant rolls in the bakery. Will a dash of creativity and a sprinkle of confidence be enough to help her learn that perfect scores and having all the answers aren''t the only ingredients for intelligence? Jory John and Pete Oswald serve up another heaping plate of laughs and lessons with this empowering, witty, and charming addition to their delicious series!

Conheça a Batata Folgada, a mais preguiçosa e sossegada de todas. A Batata Folgada ama passar o dia vidrada em todas as suas telinhas vendo séries, jogando videogames e conversando com os amigos. Ela tem tudo que poderia querer a um clique de distância, não precisa nem sair do sofá. Mas, quando a luz acaba, essa batatinha preguiçosa é forçada a se afastar do conforto de casa e se aventurar ao ar livre. Será que o ar fresco e a luz do sol vão convencê-la a se descascar mais do sofá? Dos autores best-seller do New York Times Jory John e Pete Oswald, os mesmos criadores de O feijão maneiro e O ovo bonzinho, esta é uma história divertida que ensina as crianças a respeito da importância de se desconectar um pouco das telas e se reconectar com o mundo real e a natureza.

"The penguin and the giraffe have nothing but problems. The giraffe''s neck is too long, too bendy, too patterned, too necky, and it seems to get in the way of everything. And the penguin—don''t even get him started! Antarctica isn''t just cold—it''s too snowy, too bright, and way too dangerous. Everyone there seems hungry for penguins. Not to mention...trying to find his mom in a crowd of identical penguins? Impossible."--Page 4 of cover.

Canard est très excité par la neige. Il aimerait tellement en profiter pour jouer avec Ours. Ours est bien au chaud dans son bain. Il aimerait tellement s''y prélasser des heures et des heures. Ours et Canard réussiront-ils à passer une merveilleuse journée d''hiver ?