Most Popular Books by Joseph Rosenbloom

Presents hundreds of riddles and jokes relating to football, baseball, weightlifting, karate, croquet, and other sports.

Hundreds of twisters (mostly one-liners) plus cartoonlike drawings make this a most enjoyable book.

Includes humorous definitions based on old and new puns, jokes, quips, word plays, and one-liners.

A collection of knock-knock jokes, alphabetized by subject.

This comic collection captures the loony side of everything: morning and nighttime, clothes, work, animals, vacations, the seasons. These wacky jokes and riddles cover a range of topics, from dinosaurs to cars, turning them all into pure fun. Why did the boy put a banana peel next to his bed? So he could slip out of bed in the morning. What do you say to someone who has an egg on his head? The yolk’s on you! A man opened a dresser and a dozen people fell out. Why? Because it was a Missing Persons Bureau. Every one of these hundreds of quips is sidesplitting!

Contains more than 200 short, humorous poems from anonymous sources.

500 of the toughest tongue tanglers, with silly illustrations. Index. "Gr.3-5. Gets points for quality...and most of the offerings will be new to readers."--Booklist. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

A collection of fourteen "case histories" which Maximilian, the amazing twelve-year-old Manhattan detective, was instrumental in solving.

Get silly with school, sports, family, law and order, doctor cracks, smart-guy comebacks, and those all time favorites: knock-knocks.

An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about getting sick and getting well.

A collection of riddles, jokes, and tongue twisters about monsters.

Animal riddles abound as Nicholas considers the various pets in the pet store in an attempt to choose one for his birthday.

"Gr.2-4. There should be enough laughs to keep kids going for a long time. Based on ghosts, werewolves, monsters. Libraries needing more joke books will find these appropriate."--Booklist. "An excellent stimulus for storytelling."--Instructor. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Don''t get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion. � Need a dastardly dig? How about: You remind me of a seat in church--PEW! � Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer: Would you prefer that I telephone? � Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try: It never takes me out! � Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with: "You''re the only person I know who got a D in recess." And there are hundreds more, with fun line drawings that add to the hilarity!

Knock, knock--guess what''s here... This is the funniest, most gigantic compilation of knock-knocks ever! Arranged from A to Z, there are over 250 pages filled with thousands of sidesplitting jokes and comic drawings that will keep you and your friends in stitches. Try these for a good giggle: Knock-knock. Who''s there? Celia. Celia who? Celia later, alligator! Knock-knock. Who''s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan working on the railroad. So if you''re looking for a great big belly laugh, just open up this book and come right in!

An illustrated introduction to different kinds of jokes features tongue twisters and knock-knock jokes grouped by the letter of the alphabet featured in each, along with humorous riddles.

A collection of spooky jokes to try out on your friends.

Clears up hundreds of myths and misunderstandings regarding history and science, such as who invented the sandwich, and the belief that the diamond is the toughest gem.

Hundreds of jokes for the whole family.

Nicholas and his sister Zelda visit a haunted house where they meet and make friends with ghosts, monsters, and ghouls--but only in riddles.

An illustrated collection of humorous riddles.

A collection of riddles, jokes, and tongue twisters featuring scientists, doctors, robots, computers, space creatures, and other scientific and science fiction phenomena.

Contains more than 200 short, humorous poems from anonymous sources.

A collection of insulting remarks (none malicious) to use as put-downs for any occasion, e.g.: Why don''t you put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

Systematically disproves a number of popular misconceptions about humans, plants, animals, health and clothing, history, language, weather, inventions, and other erroneous notions that have endured for generations

Hundreds of riddles and jokes about getting sick and getting well.

¿Podemos dormir sin soñar? ¿Es peligroso beber agua de mar? ¿La gaita es originaria de Escocia? ¿Temen los elefantes a los ratones? ¿Quién inventó el teléfono? ¿Son delicadas las telarañas? ¿Es el diamante la gema más valiosa? Tal vez creas saber las respuestas a todas estas preguntas, o cuando menos a algunas, pero la lectura de este libro te proporcionará no pocas sorpresas... Divierte a tu familia y a tus amigos con datos sorprendentes acerca de casi todo, desde la historia hasta la ciencia, pasando por los seres vivos y todo tipo de datos curiosos. Es muy fácil, pues a menudo creemos estar seguros de cosas que en realidad no son como parecen o no sucedieron como nos las han contado. Asombra a tu audiencia aclarando que en realidad el cielo no es azul, y déjalos boquiabiertos diciéndoles que no todos los perros ladran. ¡Es divertido ser genial!