New Releases by Mike Thaler

Everyone has to make a card for Valentine?s Day and give it to someone in your class. First you give a valentine and the next thing you know, you?re married! You?re just not ready for this! Includes grey-scale illustrations and table of contents. Chapter Book: 16 chapters.

A boy contemplates all the horrible stories he has heard about the computer teacher, Miss Pluggins, and the ordeals she forces her students to endure.

The school librarian says a book fair is coming to the school, but one little boy has heard some weird things about what will happen.

Students, beware! Is Mrs. Green really green? Is there really an alligator lurking in the principal''s office? The answers might surprise you. Really! This book contains these Black Lagoon favorites: The Teacher from the Black Lagoon The Principal from the Black Lagoon The Cafeteria Lady From the Black Lagoon The School Bus Driver from the Black Lagoon.

An elementary school class must contend with a substitute teacher that seems like the monster Frankenstein.

Elijah: Prophet Sharing helps your child to understand that God is faithful to his people.

These Books Prove that God Created Laughter! The Heaven and Mirth series teaches biblical values in a fun and entertaining way. No more boring Bible stories! These humorous retellings of actual Bible stories will be meaningful and memorable. Each book focuses on one biblical value and with the help of five unique examples from the Bible, your child will be able to zero in on the importance of that value in his or her own life. John the Baptist: Wet & Wild helps your child to understand that he or she can believe in God and His word. Through the lives of John, Christ, Paul, Philip, and the Wise and Foolish Builders, your child will learn that God''s words are true and can be trusted to help with all the important (and not so important!) decisions in life.

What happens when poor, mistreated CInderquaker''s Fairy Mom sends her to the Prince''s big ball.

This new series teaches biblical values to children in a fun and entertaining way.

A young boy worries about what will happen to his sick cat when he takes it to the veterinarian for the first time.

Snarvey Gooper''s family is moving - to Mars he thinks.

On Friday the 13th the little monsters take over Monster Elementary.

The narrator has trouble mailing an elephant as a birthday present to Cousin Edna.

On the third day of school, a young boy is sent to the principal''s office and thinks about all the horrifying rumors he has heard about her

When Bubba and Bumpo find out that they can get money from the Tooth Fairy for any teeth they put under their pillows, they hatch a scheme to make themselves rich.

What is a favorite car monster? Fran-cat-stein! Kids love telling riddles and jokes to their families and friends, and they won''t be able to resist this newly revised and updated collection featuring felines. Kids are guaranteed to find the riddles hilarious.

A collection of knock-knock jokes--all about monsters and scary things.

Sylvester Noodle awakens one morning to find that the world has turned itselfupside-down in this delightful Snuggle-And-Read Story Book.

Dozens of zany moose riddles to make you laugh!

Owly asks his mother question after question about the world, and she finds the right ways to help him find the answers.

The fun begins when a hippopotamus follows Junior home from school.

"What is hiding in this box? Can you guess? It is an ox. Here are Magic Letter Riddles - just for you!"-- Back cover.

From the staff their gypsy father gives them, one brother makes a blowgun and the other a flute.