New Releases by Susin Nielsen

From the bestselling author of Snap comes a heartfelt comedy about the down-and-almost-out residents of a crumbling apartment building who just may need each other to find a way to start again—for readers of Kevin Wilson, Emily Austin and Fredrik Backman Magnus hates his job as the super of Stuckey Manor, a dilapidated low-rise in Vancouver’s West End. He can’t deal with the tenants’ litany of complaints, preferring to numb himself with beer and rom-coms instead. This was not how his life was supposed to go. Worse, the job was given to him out of pity by his ex-best friend, who’s just had a baby with Magnus’s ex-wife. The other residents are people who also, for reasons both comic and heartbreaking, can’t seem to move forward. Constance, once a celebrated news anchor and radio host, rages against her infamous firing and the indignities of aging. Michael is trapped in a loveless marriage to Other Michael. Joan is an agoraphobic librarian who sees danger around every corner. And Petar is a widower who harbours a secret. A secret that involves a lot of sequins. The tenants keep to themselves—that is, until the arrival of Charlie and her know-it-all nine-year-old son, Ollie. Magnus finds Charlie irksome and irresistible in equal measure. The mother and son, together with an exuberant, drooling boxer dog named Fugly, upend the tenants’ lives, forcing each of them to examine the reasons why they are stuck. But Charlie and Ollie have a secret, too. A big one. And when their secret is exposed, they all—even Fugly—play a part in saving the day. Laugh out loud funny, tender and wry, Here Goes Nothing is a tale about finding the courage to start again in life, even when it seems impossible, and about finding community right next door.

A laugh-out-loud novel about the consequences of being pushed to the edge--and plummeting right over it Frances Partridge, fifty-five, is a beloved children''s author. Geraint Blevins, forty-one, is an auto mechanic and devoted family man. Parker Poplawski, twenty-three, is just starting her career as a wardrobe assistant on a hit TV show. What do these people have in common? Nothing, that''s what. Until each of them reaches a breaking point and snaps in spectacular fashion. They meet in a court-mandated anger management class: three very different people, forced to spend a lot of time together, who slowly end up bonding and helping one another in unexpected ways, whether it''s to move on or to exact revenge. Lighthearted, timely, and funny, Snap is Nielsen at the top of her storytelling game, delivering flawed but relatable characters whose heartaches, foibles, and choices will make you cringe as you laugh out loud.

Leonard''s loneliness comes to an end when he meets a new cat and they spend their days exploring the city together.

A funny and heartfelt story about learning how to rise above your most embarrassing moment while staying true to yourself--with the help of old friends, new friends, and some cheesy poetry. At the start of ninth grade, Wilbur Nuñez-Knopf is hoping for a fresh start. But he just can''t live down a deeply humiliating moment from two years ago that''s followed him to high school. His good friend Alex has stuck by him, but Alex has started dating Fabrizio and he doesn''t have much time to hang out. Luckily, Wil can still confide in his elderly neighbor, Sal. But he longs to have a special someone of his own. When the school band does an exchange with students from Paris, a girl named Charlie captures Wilbur''s heart. But his feelings aren''t reciprocated. So Alex, Fabrizio, and Sal join forces to build Wil''s confidence in the hope that he can impress Charlie when they go to Paris. Maybe, just maybe, Wilbur will find a new defining moment in the City of Love.

What''s a pampered cat to do now that she has to compete for attention with an ill-mannered puppy? Award-winning author Susin Nielsen delights in this laugh-a-minute twist on the classic sibling rivalry story. Princess Puffybottom has the perfect life -- her subjects serve her delicious meals, clean up her "delicate matters" and wait on her hand and foot. Life is good . . . until Darryl arrives. Princess Puffybottom thinks he''s disgusting, horrid and a true animal. Though she tries everything in her power to banish him (including hypnosis, trickery and even sabotage), it looks like this puppy is here to stay. Can Princess P. and Darryl find a way to co-exist? A hilarious picture book from acclaimed author Susin Nielsen, with adorable illustrations by Olivia Chin Mueller, Princess Puffybottom . . . and Darryl is perfect for not only warring siblings, but also anyone who loves cute pets (and some toilet humor).

For fans of Wendelin van Draanen and Cynthia Lord, a touching and funny middle-grade story about family, friendship, and growing up when you''re one step away from homelessness. Twelve-and-three-quarter-year-old Felix Knutsson has a knack for trivia. His favorite game show is Who What Where When; he even named his gerbil after the host. Felix''s mom, Astrid, is loving but can''t seem to hold on to a job. So when they get evicted from their latest shabby apartment, they have to move into a van. Astrid swears him to secrecy; he can''t tell anyone about their living arrangement, not even Dylan and Winnie, his best friends at his new school. If he does, she warns him, he''ll be taken away from her and put in foster care. As their circumstances go from bad to worse, Felix gets a chance to audition for a junior edition of Who What Where When, and he''s determined to earn a spot on the show. Winning the cash prize could make everything okay again. But things don''t turn out the way he expects. . . . Susin Nielsen deftly combines humor, heartbreak, and hope in this moving story about people who slip through the cracks in society, and about the power of friendship and community to make all the difference.

Violet is not impressed with her TV director dad: he’s decided to abandon his family in Vancouver to start over with a new younger wife in LA. To Violet, it’s like he’s traded his old life for a better one – complete with new and improved children. To make matters worse, her mom has taken up with a dorky new man called Dudley Wiener. Violet decides to take control. She needs a new stepfather who is perfect, charming and will show Dad what he’s missing: she needs George Clooney, Hollywood superstar.

Un roman à deux voix, où prennent la parole en alternance un adolescent franchement « geek » ayant perdu sa mère deux ans auparavent, et sa nouvelle demi-sœur, une des filles les plus populaires (et superficielles) du lycée. Bousculés par les changements de la vie des adultes qui les entourent, Stewart et Ashley, chacun à sa manière, font face. Comment la singularité des êtres, un chat névrosé et le hasard des interactions humaines peuvent venir à bout de bien des problèmes.

Award-winning author Susin Nielsen has written a laugh-out-loud and heartrending novel for fans of Robyn Schneider’s Extraordinary Means and Cammie McGovern’s Say What You Will. Beware: Life ahead. Sixteen-year-old Petula de Wilde is anything but wild. A former crafting fiend with a happy life, Petula shut herself off from the world after a family tragedy. She sees danger in all the ordinary things, like crossing the street, a bug bite, or a germy handshake. She knows: life is out to get you. The worst part of her week is her comically lame mandatory art therapy class with a small group of fellow misfits. Then a new boy, Jacob, appears at school and in her therapy group. He seems so normal and confident, though he has a prosthetic arm; and soon he teams up with Petula on a hilarious project, gradually inspiring her to let go of some of her fears. But as the two grow closer, a hidden truth behind why he’s in the group threatens to derail them, unless Petula takes a huge risk. . . Praise: Bank Street Best Children’s Books of the Year “Nielsen writes with sensitivity, empathy, and humor.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Nielsen excels at depicting troubled, clever teenagers in familiar environments.” —School Library Journal, Starred “[An] empathic and deeply moving story, balanced by sharply funny narration and dialogue.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred “A poignant exploration into the nuances of healing.” —Quill and Quire, Starred

Thirteen-year-old wrestling fanatic Henry used to have a normal life. Now, his therapist wants him to keep a journal so he can express his feelings about what happened. Henry has moved with his dad to a new city, where nobody knows their name. He lives off a diet of pizza, whilst hiding from the comically overbearing neighbours and avoiding being an obvious target for bullies at his new school. But then he meets Farley and Alberta, social misfits who refuse to let him be alone. And bit by bit, the past begins to come out. Heartbreaking, surprising and laugh-out-loud funny, The Reluctant Journal of Henry K Larsen is about the things that remain after your life has fallen to pieces.

Thirteen-year-old brilliant but socially-challenged Stewart and mean-girl Ashley must find common ground when, two years after Stewart''s mother died, his father moves in with his new girlfriend--Ashley''s mother, whose gay ex-husband lives in their guest house.

Roman où l''on découvre les petites et grandes mésaventures d''Ambroise Bukowski, un jeune garçon atypique ayant pris le parti de l''autodérision pour survivre au rejet qu''il essuie régulièrement en raison de sa différence, voire son intelligence. Orphelin de père depuis sa naissance et ayant plusieurs fois déménagé pour suivre sa mère chargée de cours universitaire de ville en ville, Ambroise est bien décidé à changer la donne cette fois-ci et à se refaire une réputation. Or, en trafiquant un peu la réalité (il prétend être très riche et aller à l''école publique par choix), il s''attire de nouveau les moqueries des élèves, dont celles d''un groupe de garçons qui lui font avaler une arachide à son insu alors qu''il a "prétendu" y être dangereusement allergique. Accusant ces voyous d''avoir voulu tuer son fils (puisque son allergie est réelle), Irène retire Ambroise de l''école pour qu''il poursuive sa scolarité par correspondance depuis leur petit appartement situé au sous-sol de la maison d''un gentil couple grecque. Tout semble vouloir s''améliorer, malgré la solitude qui lui pèse, jusqu''à l''arrivée de Cosmo, le fils du propriétaire. Ce dernier, qui vient de terminer une peine de prison, effraie sans le vouloir ses locataires, ce qui n''est pas sans ranimer les inquiétudes d''Irène qui interdit à Ambroise de le fréquenter. Or, il s''avère que ce grand gaillard aime, comme Ambriose, le Scrabble... [SDM] [SDM].

Ambrose, allergique aux cacahuètes, passe pour un loser absolu. Lui et sa mère ultra-protectrice, Irène, déménagent sans arrêt. Le jour où l''adolescent est empoisonné au collège, Irène décide de le déscolariser. Cloîtré chez lui, Ambrose s''ennuie à mourir, jusqu''au jour où il rencontre Cosmo, le fils des voisins, un jeune homme un peu mal parti dans la vie. Par hasard, ils se découvrent une passion commune pour le Scrabble. Si l''arrivée de Cosmo dans leur petit cocon est vue d''un très mauvais oeil par Irène, Ambrose n''en démord pas : son intrigant voisin deviendra, qu''il le veuille ou non, la figure paternelle que l''adolescent aurait tant voulu avoir.

When thirteen-year-old Henry and his family move to the city to leave behind a secret tragedy, Henry finds a journal is his best friend.

Violet''s TV-director dad has traded a job in Vancouver for one in Los Angeles, their run-down house for a sleek ranch-style home complete with a pool, and, worst of all, Violet''s mother for a trophy wife, a blonde actress named Jennica. Violet''s younger sister reacts by bed-wetting, and her mother ping-pongs from one loser to another, searching for love. As for Violet, she gets angry in ways that are by turns infuriating, shocking, and hilarious. When her mother takes up with the unfortunately named Dudley Wiener, Violet and her friend Phoebe decide that they need to take control. If Violet''s mom can''t pick a decent man herself, they will help her snag George Clooney. In Dear George Clooney, Please Marry My Mom, Susin Nielsen has created a truly original protagonist in Violet and a brilliant new novel that will delight readers into rooting for her, even when she''s at her worst.

Twelve-year-old Ambrose is a glass-half-full kind of guy. A self-described “friendless nerd,” he moves from place to place every couple of years with his overprotective mother, Irene. When some bullies at his new school almost kill him by slipping a peanut into his sandwich — even though they know he has a deathly allergy — Ambrose is philosophical. Irene, however, is not and decides that Ambrose will be home-schooled. Alone in the evenings when Irene goes to work, Ambrose pesters Cosmo, the twenty-five-year-old son of the Greek landlords who live upstairs. Cosmo has just been released from jail for breaking and entering to support a drug habit. Quite by accident, Ambrose discovers that they share a love of Scrabble and coerces Cosmo into taking him to the West Side Scrabble Club, where Cosmo falls for Amanda, the club director. Posing as Ambrose’s Big Brother to impress her, Cosmo is motivated to take Ambrose to the weekly meetings and to give him lessons in self-defense. Cosmo, Amanda, and Ambrose soon form an unlikely alliance and, for the first time in his life, Ambrose blossoms. The characters at the Scrabble Club come to embrace Ambrose for who he is and for their shared love of words. There’s only one problem: Irene has no idea what Ambrose is up to. In this brilliantly observed novel, author Susin Nielsen transports the reader to the world of competitive Scrabble as seen from the honest yet funny viewpoint of a boy who’s searching for acceptance and for a place to call home.

Having just moved into a family shelter with her mother, seven-year-old Lily is filled with anxiety when faced with a show-and-tell presentation at her new school, but her incredible imagination and creativity save the day.

Snake had high hopes for grade nine but it isn''t turning out like he planned.

Battered old stuffy meets grieving grandma.

Fergus is Hank''s invisible dog, his best friend, and all he needs in the world, isn''t he?