New Releases by Alan Katz

Calling all silly dilly fans! Get ready to take a giant time-out for laughs, 'cause the bestselling creators of Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs and Are You Quite Polite? Silly Dilly Manners Songs are back again to silly-dilly-fy your world. The crowd will go wild and join in the chorus, singing sport new lyrics to childhood classics. From football to baseball, soccer to archery, there's a song for every court, field, and sporting occasion. No need to wear a helmet, and you don't even have to shout "Fore!" before singing the golf song!

Well-known music with new lyrics encourage toddlers to trade in their diapers for the potty chair, including "If You Gotta Go Do Poopy," sung to the tune of "If You''re Happy and You Know It."

A collection of humorous poems for children.

Well-known songs with new lyrics encourage toddlers to trade in their diapers for the potty chair, including "If You Gotta Go Do Poopy," sung to the tune of "If You''re Happy and You Know It."

Dr. I. B. Wrongo is the smartest guy in the land of Wrongovia. By spending 4,312 straight days in his secret testing facility, he's proven it's more fun to be wrong...and he's createdTHAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WRONG!to give kids everywhere the chance to play along, laugh along, and even learn along! WHICH ANIMAL CURLS UP INTO A TIGHT BALL WHEN ATTACKED? If you said armadillo, that would be right. But in this game we'relooking for the WRONG answer. No points for you! NOTE TO PARENTS: This game encourages kids to give the WRONG ANSWERS to a variety of questions. When they do, they'll score points and laugh themselves silly...and then they'll learn the RIGHT ANSWERS and some additional facts to remember. So don't worry, this game is sure to make them happier and smarter! And if you don't believe me, you're wrong too! Either way, congratulations! --Dr. I. B. Wrongo

In Art my pal Richie got inky. But Mom, that was only the start. ''Cause Richie then made the room stinky by blasting a really big... DON''T SAY THAT WORD! Michael can''t wait to tell his mom all about his day at school. But how can he, when she keeps stopping him before he gets to the best part? Laugh out loud with the bestselling team who brought us Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Songs and the other hilarious books in the Silly Dilly series. But what ever you do... DON''T SAY THAT WORD!

Dr. I. B. Wrongo is the smartest guy in the land of Wrongovia. By spending 4,312 straight days in his secret testing facility, he's proven it's more fun to be wrong . . . and he's created THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WRONG! to give kids everywhere the chance to play along, laugh along, and even learn along! WHICH ANIMAL CAN CHANGE ITS COLOR?__ Chameleon __ Eel If you said chameleon, that would be right. But in this game, we're looking for the WRONG answer. No points for you! NOTE TO PARENTS: This game encourages kids to give the WRONG ANSWERS to a wide variety of questions. When they do, they'll score points and laugh themselves silly . . . and then they'll learn the RIGHT ANSWERS and some additional facts to remember. So don't worry, they won't end up stupid or weird -- this game is sure to make them happier and smarter! And if you don't believe me, you're wrong too! Either way, congratulations!-- Dr. I. B. Wrongo

Presents humorous lyrics to such familiar children''s songs as "Pop Goes the Weasel," "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," and "Hey Diddle Diddle."

In a hilarious parody of the most popular songs from The King himself, Elfis inspires his fellow elves through his gift of music--and in the process saves Christmas, too. Full color.

Assortment of games, puzzles, and math problems involving various bodily excretions.

Jokes about the "fabulous fifty states."--[back cover].

Well-known songs, including "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and "Farmer in the Dell," are presented with new words and titles, such as "Tiny Baby Brother" and "I''m in My Room and Bored."

Are you being pawed, clawed, and gnawed by that four-footed fuzzball who ruins your furniture and runs your life? Here's away to get back in the catbird seat: this hilarious how-to-fight-back from an expert who has devised dozens of surefire (but never cruel or harmful) pet-tested ways to show your cat who's really boss.