New Releases by Bill Grossman

A funny nocturnal fantasy & jubilant ode to innovative thinking. Every boy dreams of being a cowboy, but not every boy has such ample opportunity for playing a hero as Cowboy Ed, who finds himself in a town where tradition dictates everything. The horses ride the cowboys, & people put their underwear on last, because, Cowboy Ed is told over & over again, That''s the way we''ve always done it in the past.Ó In such a silly town, it''s not surprising that it''s raining bears, buffaloes, & mares, as well as the proverbial cats & dogs. Like Sholom Aleichem''s fools of Chelm, the panicked prairie folk, armed with fly swatters, have no idea what to do, since nothing like this has ever happened in the past!

With riotously revolting rhymes and hysterically funny art, this book heralds the return of Little Sister ("My Little Sister Ate One Hare") in a hilarious new alphabet story. Full color.

Presents eighteen whimsical poems about people caught in unusual situations.

Jezebel Jones dons the skin of a bear after he removes it to go swimming, and she can''t take it off until some animals at the zoo figure out a way to help.

Little sister has no problem eating one hare, two snakes, and three ants, but when she gets to ten peas, she throws up quite a mess.

Irrepressibly noisy children discover that building things by banging is more rewarding than smashing them to bits.

A baby, born five minutes late, grows up being five minutes behind for everything until he meets his own true love and discovers he''s right on time after all.

Tommy is mistaken for items in a grocery store until his mother comes to the rescue.

Donna O''Neeshuck cannot understand why she is being chased by cows, mooses, gooses, and a host of others, until she discovers that her head pats are irresistible.