New Releases by David Javerbaum

In the title, the word "psalms" is crossed out and replaced with the word "pslams."

"3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms-150 hymns in praise of God that became famous the world over. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor. He has written a cornucopia of insults of the human race in the form of prose, poetry, and parody. Their topics are as diverse as COVID, Trump, racism, abortion, meth, math, and, on a lighter note, the platypus. And he's not alone: his son Jesus Christ has contributed thirty sermons of his own, updates of some of his Biblical teachings for the modern, dumbed-down audience. Even Joan of Arc stops by to conduct a ten-part interview with God and get to the bottom of why she was burned at the stake. Anybody who's a fan of @TheTweetOfGod and/or NOT a fan of the human race is sure to love The Book of Pslams"--

THE STORY: The One with the first and last word on everything has finally arrived to set the record straight. After many millennia, and in just 90 minutes, God (assisted by His devoted angels) answers some of the deepest questions that have plagued mankind since Creation.

Dieu clôt sa trilogie. Enfin ! Les deux livres précédents de Dieu s'étant vendus à quelque 6 milliards d'exemplaires, il nous a semblé commercialement astucieux de Lui demander, après quelques siècles d'abstinence, de nous donner un nouvel ouvrage. Avec Le Dernier Testament, Il revient sur la Création et sur les Évangiles, à propos desquels il nous offre de nouvelles révélations. Mais surtout, Il évoque pour la première fois les derniers deux mille ans de l'histoire de l'humanité et le rôle qu'Il y a joué, sur lequel beaucoup se posent pas mal de questions. Des Croisades à l'élection d'Obama, en passant par la catastrophe du Titanic et la célébrité de Justin Bieber, Dieu, dans son style inimitable, passe aux aveux. Avec un humour qu'on ne Lui connaissait guère.

A new book of the Bible devoted to the unholy life and times of Justin Bieber, penned by the Bieb's #1 fan and popular Twitter personality, @TheTweetOfGod. It has been nearly 2,000 years since anyone has written a new book of the Bible. Now @TheTweetOfGod, the Twitter account belong to the Lord thy God King of the Universe, ends that literary dry spell with The Book of Bieb, which tells in chapter-and-verse format the story of the rise and fall of Justin Bieber, the only begotten Son of God. This eGoodBook original also includes an excerpt from God's memoir, The Last Testament.

This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as • “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?” • “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?” • “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?” • “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?” • “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”