Best Selling Books by Geoff Rodkey

Features an introductory essay by Jack WomackLo! Welcome to the worlds of Charles Fort, chronicler of the odd, the weird, the strange, the unexpected, and the inexplicable. In words at times as beautiful as anything ever written in English, Fort reveals the marvels of an age, questions the nature of what we think we know for certain, and provides the reader with leads on how not to be fooled by shaggy dog stories. Here youu0090ll find rains of the unexpected, fish, snakes, and other items from the _super-Sargasso seaÓ of the unexplained that circles the Earth. Here are accounts of UFOs, accounts of odd animals seen at sea or on land, mysterious attacks by what appear to have been animals, mysterious appearances of things and people in places they could not be. Here Fortu0090s epic account of spontaneous combustion, lights in the sky, poltergeists, unseen. murderous wild animals, mysterious disappearances, manifestations of psychotic mania, speaking in tongues¾and, of course, the cow that gave birth to two lambs. All of this Fortean wonder is prefaced by a magnificent new introductory essay by Jack Womack, winner of the Philip K. Dick Award and lifetime Fortean. This Ebook is part of the Baen Books Charles Fort Ebook Collection At the publisher''s request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

Imagine being forced to move to a new planet where YOU are the alien! From the creator of the Tapper Twins, New York Times bestselling author Geoff Rodkey delivers a topical, sci-fi middle-grade novel that proves friendship and laughter can transcend even a galaxy of differences. The first time I heard about Planet Choom, we''d been on Mars for almost a year. But life on the Mars station was grim, and since Earth was no longer an option (we may have blown it up), it was time to find a new home. That''s how we ended up on Choom with the Zhuri. They''re very smart. They also look like giant mosquitos. But that''s not why it''s so hard to live here. There''s a lot that the Zhuri don''t like: singing (just ask my sister, Ila), comedy (one joke got me sent to the principal''s office), or any kind of emotion. The biggest problem, though? The Zhuri don''t like us. And if humankind is going to survive, it''s up to my family to change their minds. No pressure.

The Story Pirates present an imaginative and funny adventure! This book (inspired by a real kid''s idea) doubles as a creative writing guide for young writers! A glitchy time machine strands a bumbling janitor and a brilliant scientist in the distant past. Can they find their way home before they''re attacked by angry cave-men or eaten alive by a saber-toothed tiger? Find out in this fast-paced, funny tale spun from a real-life kid''s imagination! "Changing kids'' lives, one story at a time" is the motto of the Story Pirates, a group of performers who bring kids'' writing to life through sketch comedy. Stuck in the Stone Age is an action-packed mystery based on an idea from a real kid! Teaming up with New York Times bestselling author, Geoff Rodkey, this spine-tingling mystery doubles as an introduction to the basics of creative writing. With the help of the extensive back matter called the Mystery Creation Zone, readers can use this novel as inspiration to create their OWN great mystery!

The Altmans are a normal family with normal problems. Until one very abnormal day upends life as they know it.

“This is a rip-roaring debut… I highly recommend you grab a copy… The best way I can describe it is Lemony Snicket meets Pirates of the Caribbean, with a sprinkling of Tom Sawyer for good measure.”—RICK RIORDAN, New York Times bestselling author of the Percy Jackson series on Deadweather and Sunrise. After narrowly escaping the New Lands, Egg is determined to take down ruthless slave trader Roger Pembroke. But war is brewing among the Blue Sea''s pirate gangs—and Egg, Guts, and Kira are running out of time to find the Fire King’s treasure and free the Okalu slaves from the silver mine on Sunrise. Can they save Kira’s people before Sunrise is plundered by Ripper Jones’s pirates? Will Burn Healy save the day, or has the legendary captain finally met his match? And will Egg ever win back Millicent from the annoyingly handsome Cyril? This explosive conclusion to Egg’s journey delivers the ultimate combination of humor, heart, and white-knuckle adventure.

In the follow up to the New York Times bestseller The Tapper Twins Go to War, the twins'' school scavenger hunt turns into a "madcap, uproarious romp around the Big Apple" full of "action, hilarity, and mayhem" ( School Library Journal). Geoff Rodkey delivers another pitch-perfect ultra-modern comedy told as oral history with texts, screenshots and smartphone photos. When Claudia initiates a citywide scavenger hunt to raise money for charity, it''s not just the twins'' opposing teams that run riot. With the whole school racing to trade in sights seen for points to score front row tickets at Madison Square Garden, they may not get to the finish line with their dignity--and social lives--intact!

Told as a series of interviews, photos, texts, social media hits, and videogame screenshots, The Tapper Twins Go Viral is a laugh-a-page story about online fame and shame, with internet pro-tips and a serious lesson about digital citizenship. Claudia Tapper just doesn''t get it: How is it possible that the video of the best breakup song she''s ever written is watched by virtually nobody, when her brother Reese''s completely moronic 2-second clip of an video game wipeout ends up being the hottest thing online at Culvert Prep? Unfortunately, Claudia''s bold declaration of injustice sets the stage for the bet of her life: Which of the Tapper twins can get more online followers in a week? She had better top Reese''s rapidly escalating popularity or she can kiss her social life goodbye if she loses the bet and is forced to post the most embarrassing video imaginable!

First in the New York Times –bestselling series—a hilariously authentic showcase of what it''s like to be in middle school in our digitally-saturated world. A New York Public Library one hundred Titles for Reading and Sharing Book Told as a colorful "oral history" with photos, screenshots, text messages, chat logs, and online gaming digital art, this chapter book follows twelve-year-old twins, Claudia and Reese, who couldn''t be more different . . . except in their determination to come out on top in a vicious prank war. But when the competition escalates into an all-out battle that''s fought from the cafeteria of their New York City private school all the way to the fictional universe of an online video game, the twins have to decide if their efforts to destroy each other are worth the price. In a starred review, Publishers Weekly declared "This uproarious series opener . . . is packed with both laugh-out-loud moments and heart." Don''t miss the further adventures of the Tapper Twins in The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York, The Tapper Twins Run for President, and The Tapper Twins Go Viral. "Geoff Rodkey . . . has his pacing down to a science . . . The voices of the two characters telling the story are absolutely pitch-perfect . . . Kids are going to gobble up this new series." ― San Francisco Book Review "Appealing to tween digital natives and fans of ''Origami Yoda'' . . . and ''Charlie Joe Jackson'' . . . A fine beginning to a funny, new middle grade series." ― School Library Journal "An authentic and funny look at sibling rivalry." ― VOYA

In their third uproarious oral history, the Tapper Twins take their sibling feud to the political stage as they race to become class president! Told as a series of interviews, screenshots, text messages, and social media bursts, The Tapper Twins Run For President tops the antics of the real 2016 elections! Claudia Tapper wants to become President of the United States someday. She''s the sixth grade class president, and has every reason to presume she''ll get reelected. Reese Tapper could not care less about student government--until he learns becoming class president is his best shot at overturning a hated new rule. And thus, the greatest political rivalry in Culvert Prep history is born! In a tangle of evil-genius advisers, meddlesome best-friends, negative campaign attacks and outrageously funny missteps, Claudia and Reese duke it out to see who will rule the school.

In the follow up to the New York Times bestseller The Tapper Twins Go to War, the twins'' school scavenger hunt turns into a "madcap, uproarious romp around the Big Apple" full of "action, hilarity, and mayhem" (School Library Journal). Geoff Rodkey delivers another pitch-perfect ultra-modern comedy told as oral history with texts, screenshots and smartphone photos. When Claudia initiates a citywide scavenger hunt to raise money for charity, it''s not just the twins'' opposing teams that run riot. With the whole school racing to trade in sights seen for points to score front row tickets at Madison Square Garden, they may not get to the finish line with their dignity--and social lives--intact!

The Tapper twins'' scavenger hunt takes cutthroat competition to hilarious new heights In the follow up to "The Tapper Twins Go to War, "Geoff Rodkey delivers another ultra-modern comedy told as oral history with texts, screenshots and smartphone photos. When Claudia initiates a citywide scavenger hunt to raise money for charity, it''s not just the twins'' opposing teams that run riot. With the whole school racing to trade in sights seen for points to score front row tickets at Madison Square Garden, they may not get to the finish line with their dignity-and social lives-intact

Egg met le cap sur les Terres Nouvelles, où vécurent les premiers Okalus. Mais la carte au trésor trouvée par son père attire bien des convoitises... Découvrez le deuxième tome d''une série d''aventure truculente. Après s''être échappés de justesse de l''île de Temps-Mort, Egg et Tripoux embarquent pour les Terres Nouvelles afin de trouver des Okalus capables de déchiffrer la mystérieuse carte au trésor. Mais le voyage promet bien des surprises et les habitants des Terres Nouvelles semblent extrêmement dangereux... Pourront-ils faire confiance au légendaire pirate Burn Healy, à la jolie princesse okalu dont Tripoux est tombé amoureux, ou à Millicent, la fille de l''infâme Pembroke ? Une chose est sûre : Egg et Tripoux peuvent compter sur leur amitié. Entre "Indiana Jones" et "Pirates des Caraïbes", "Les Chroniques de l''Archipel" réunit tous les ingrédients d''une excellente série d''aventure !

An oral history that reports, through transcribed recordings, text messages, photographs, illustrations, screenshots, and more, an epic prank war between twelve-year-old twins Reese and Claudia Tapper of New York City.

CLAUDIA: Ini sejarah resmi Pencarian Harta Karun Culvert Prep untuk amal—yang sukses BESAR. Dan TIDAK menimbulkan kekacauan di jalanan New York. REESE: Bukan itu yang dikatakan surat kabar. CLAUDIA: Artikel itu TIDAK benar! Sebagian besarnya. Dan semua hal buruknya itu kesalahan timmu. REESE: Itu gils! Tim kami sama sekali tidak berada di dekat area perkelahian itu di Times Square! CLAUDIA: Siapa yang terkunci di dalam bak truk yang mengarah ke New Jersey? REESE: Oke, itu memang aku. Tapi kekacauan itu salahMU. CLAUDIA: No comment.

Sci-fi příběh se odehrává na planetě Čúmm, kde se zástupci lidí snaží najít nový domov. Země je neobyvatelná a jen několika stovkám lidí se podařilo přesunout na Mars. Po roce života ale už začínají docházet přivezené potraviny a lidé mají problémy i s dýcháním. Část z nich se proto rozhodne odletět na novou planetu, kde žijí inteligentní bytosti, Žuriové. Je to planeta, kde je zakázáno vyvolávat emoce, především smích. Navíc místní obyvatelé nové přistěhovalce na planetě nechtějí. Lani a její rodina mají týden na to, aby Žurie přesvědčili, že lidé budou dobří, neagresivní sousedé.