Most Popular Books by Justin Halpern

“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

From the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Sh*t My Dad Says: a funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships. Fans of Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always-patient voice of Justin Halpern''s dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book. The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he''s decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You''ve been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain''t like you found a parallel fucking universe." But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should take a day off and think back over everything he''s learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that''s just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. I Suck at Girls is full of his dad''s patented brand of wisdom. But it''s also full of new characters just as funny as his dad—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That''s what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim''s progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today.

"Growing up, every time I saw a men''s magazine cover that had a headline about ''73 Ways to Please Your Girlfriend'', all I could think was ''I''m good with one; just tell me one way to please her. Also, I don''t have a girlfriend. Is there an article about that?''" Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad''s advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): "Just take a day to think about it." This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, to the adventures and misadventures of teenage relationships. Crossing the warmth of The Wonder Years with the candour and observational humour of David Sedaris, this follow-up to the hottest comedy debut of last year is a hilarious, toe-curlingly true book about life, and love.

“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

Das lustigste Buch des Jahres – nie war kein Sex so umwerfend komisch Als Justin Halpern beschließt, seiner Freundin einen Heiratsantrag zu machen, gibt ihm sein Vater den Rat, einen Tag über diese Entscheidung nachzudenken. Und so lässt Justin seine Annäherungsversuche an das andere Geschlecht Revue passieren. Es ist eine Geschichte voller Missverständnisse und spektakulärer Niederlagen. Von ersten missglückten Flirtversuchen in der Grundschule über die verwirrende Zeit des Heranwachsens, die verzweifelten Versuche, endlich seine Unschuld zu verlieren, bis zu dem Tag, an dem er seiner großen Liebe begegnet – und sie durch seine Unbeholfenheit fast wieder verliert. Ein hinreißend komisches und absolut ehrliches Buch über das Leben und die Liebe, gespickt mit den aufmunternden Ratschlägen von Justins Vater Sam.

From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says, a fast-paced and hilarious thriller about a young woman who reluctantly teams up with her deadbeat dad to find her missing mom—perfect for fans of Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard. When Lila Dixon gets a call that her mother has gone missing, she initially brushes it off—Mattie’s disappearances are a part of life, like earthquakes in their dusty California hometown. But this time the prime suspect is Lila’s larger-than-life father: the one-time baseball star, local hero, and fatal charmer John “Dix” Dixon. Dix’s main accomplishment as a dad was finding new ways to disappoint his daughter, but even Lila knows he’s not behind this. And when they uncover a $250,000 deposit to Mattie’s bank account, and someone slips a threatening note under Lila’s motel door, they realize Mattie may be in real danger. Now they’re heading down a trail marked by unsavory Russian thugs, fat-cat farmers, and an unseen enemy who’s always a step ahead. With crackling banter and characters that leap off the page, Get Lost is a thrilling and emotionally layered mystery. Justin Halpern tells a story that’s by turns hilarious and poignant: about fractured families, grudges that last a lifetime, and the unexpected ways we find our way back to the people we thought we’d lost for good. “A tense whodunnit filled with so many laughs, so much heart, and so many characters you love that by the end you’ll wish they never found out whodidit.” —Phil Lord, co-director and producer of Project Hail Mary

Una cronaca esilarante e affettuosa della vita quotidiana della famiglia Halpern, indimenticabile per lelezioni di vita del buon vecchio padre: "A volte la vita ti lascia una banconota da cento dollari nel cassetto, e solo molto più tardi scopri che era un ringraziamento per avertela messa nel culo."

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Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious coming-of-age book about a son''s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.