Best Selling Books by Andy Jones

The funniest collection of rap, rhyme, riddles and poems you''ve EVER read! The most complete collection and repository of gross and grotty, slimy and snotty, rap, rhyme, riddle and revolting verse. Featuring bodacious beasts, rapalicious rhymes, funky feasts and dancing in your underpants. Laugh out loud and split your sides with hilarious poems, riddles, limericks and more ...

Three plays from the repertoire of iconic Newfoundland and Labrador playwright, actor, and member of the groundbreaking Newfoundland comedy troupe CODCO, Andy Jones. Based on Jones'' well-known epistolary radio series, An Evening with Uncle Val is a set of comic reportages from the perspective of a retired outport-dweller now living with his family in St. John''s. Uncle Val is sometimes bemused, sometimes outraged by modern life; he has charmed readers over the decades with his stalwart heart concealed in a curmudgeon''s exterior. Out of the Bin and King o'' Fun are zany, fragmented, occasionally philosophical, always hilarious renditions of contemporary life that demonstrate the versatility of one of Canada''s most talented and beloved theatremakers.

One reckless night. ''Secrets and lies have a nasty habit of coming out at the least appropriate time . . . moving, thought-provoking and beautifully written'' Daily Mail ''Engaging . . . an incredibly emotional story'' The Book Bag ''We love this novel and didn''t see the ending coming. . .''Closer ************** Sally, Al and Mike have known each other for twenty years. Now approaching their fortieth birthdays, life has proven more unpredictable than they could have imagined. But despite the disappointments, heartaches and regrets, their friendship has endured. And now there is Faye, Mike''s new girlfriend - still in her twenties, carefree and uninhibited. She reminds the friends of their younger selves, of old loves and missed chances. Maybe Faye influenced what happened next? Why they did what they did. Whatever the reasons, one reckless night is about to change all of their lives for ever. ************** Praise for Andy Jones: ''What happens the morning after the night before, when the night before was when you did the most reckless thing of your life? I loved Andy Jones''s stylish portrayal of four people who make way too much history in one night, and just couldn''t put it down until I found out the fate of each of them'' Catherine Isaac ''I''m always wary about comparing books but, just this once, I''m going to make an exception because for me this is one of those few novels that deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as One Day. It has everything you could want from a romcom and then some'' - Sunon The Trouble With Henry and Zoe

For the first time ever, someone has cut through the fluff to give you the truth! Join Andy Jones as he takes you through each American Presidency - from George Washington onwards - all from a humorous and libertarian perspective. Find out why the Presidents who did the least governed the best, whose policies really worked, which one had the most ridiculous sideburns, and more in the history book that the historians don''t want you to read!

When Tom s girlfriend walks out on him the day before Christmas, he feels humiliated but not necessarily heartbroken. Sadie wasn t, after all, The One. If we re being precise, she was number eighty-five. And so, for reasons that are only mostly wrong, Tom embarks on a mission to bring his number of encounters up to a nice neat one hundred. Over the course of his quest he sleeps with a colleague, a colleague of a friend, a friend of a friend, a friend of a friend s wife, the estate agent selling his flat and several more besides. Everything is going, if not well, then at least according to plan and then Tom meets Verity. Whether she s The One remains to be seen, but she s certainly more than just another number. "

Jack and Mary are happy until an underhanded sea captain and Jack''s bragging bring trouble into their lives.

A hilarious new folktale adaptation from award-winning author Andy Jones, with brave and resourceful girls, evil giants, a magical cat, a storytelling hotel and hairy feet.

People need realize how important kidney health is, but not until they are diagnosed with a kidney problem that they tend to realize.The kidneys, which functions by removing waste products, impurities and excess fluids from the blood, as well as regular levels of sodium, potassium and pH in the body, play a crucial role in maintaining overall health and wellbeing

If you loved One Day and The Rosie Project, you will fall head-over-heels for The Two of Us. Falling in love is the easy part. What matters most is what happens next... Fisher and Ivy have been an item for a whole nineteen days. And they just know they are meant to be together. The fact that they know little else about each other is a minor detail. Over the course of twelve months, in which their lives will change forever, Fisher and Ivy discover that falling in love is one thing, but staying there is an entirely different story. The Two of Us is a charming, honest and heart-breaking novel about life, love, and the importance of taking neither one for granted.

Sometimes love is blind to see and Sometimes love is chemistry, The book is all about Poetry, emotions, devotions, adulations, admiration, and all the chemistry that love connects throughout a relationship. Heart felt heart breaks, Dull aches. This is a must buy Poetry Novel!

Poems and Essays by Andy Jones and Kate Duren about their son with Smith Lemli Opitz Syndrome.

Packed with practical tips on every aspect of guitar playing. Hundreds of essential riffs, licks, and turnarounds for rock, blues, country, and jazz guitar. Includes the Survivor''s Guide to Gigging.

When a mysterious green stranger challenges Jack to a card game with higher than high stakes--well, Jack can''t resist--in this hilarious re-imagining of a traditional Newfoundland tale.

The second in an ongoing series of Jack stories, featuring retellings and adaptations by Andy Jones, and illustrations by Darka Erdelji. The first, The Queen of Paradise''s Garden, was published by Running the Goat in 2009. This story was partly inspired by Jonathan Goldstein''s retellings of Bible stories, and by Mary Walsh and Cathy Jones''s "Deb and Sheila" sketch. The narrative voice was inspired by the oral traditions of Newfoundland and Labrador, and uses the energy of the dialect and verbal traditions to capture the cadence of the language. The author has created a voice that is more musical than it is grammatical.

55% OFF for Bookstores! NOW at 39.95 instead of $49.95 Are you interested in eating healthy and staying fit? This Air Fryer Cookbook is for you. Keep reading. An air fryer is a new piece of technology that cooks food by circulating hot air around it. It''s like the best things about cooking in a fryer, but without the mess. Air frying gives you crispy, crunchy textures on the outside and tender and moist textures on the inside. And because your food isn''t submerged in oil, less fat drips off and stays in your dish! Air frying also has an energy-saving design that uses up to two-thirds less power than a traditional oven or stovetop cooking. And air frying is a very quick way to whip up a special meal-it''s faster and easier than using your oven or stovetop, and it saves you the time of finding an extra pan and pot. "An air fryer is a kitchen appliance that cooks food by circulating hot air around the foods at high speed and heating the oil. Air frying uses less oil than deep frying, which in turn makes the food healthier to eat." The benefits of cooking in an air fryer include cooking with less fat, eliminating odor from cooking oils, and not having to deal with messy dishes as it cooks! In addition, the taste is enhanced and the food is crispier because of the air circulation. For a variety of recipes, users can use a source of oil that has a lower burning point than oil used for deep frying. This book covers the following topic Pork Beef Duck Chicken Vegetarian The air fryer is an ideal kitchen appliance at home for anyone who would like to cut down on saturated fats and calories in their diets. Air fryer cooking helps you prepare foods with less fat and calories to maintain your healthy weight without sacrificing tastiness, texture, or flavor. An air fryer is an appliance that is becoming popular currently that has become the talk of the town for members of the wellness community. The air fryer lets you cook with less fat and fewer calories. The air fryer contains a basket that comes with a lid, which has a wire mesh to allow maximum airflow while cooking. Buy it NOW!! And let your customers get addicted to this amazing book

This book is part of the Images of England series, which uses old photographs and archived images to show the history of various local areas in England, through their streets, shops, pubs, and people.

55% OFF for Bookstores! NOW at 42.95 instead of $52.95 Are you interested in losing some weight easily? Then the complete keto diet cookbook is for you. Keep reading. Keto is not a Kind of diet which can be followed strictly forever unless you need it as a therapeutic Diet, which is a very narrow category. In keto diet, you slowly transit into a curative state that you can withstand forever in a healthier way. Keto diet is a lifestyle, no a diet so, treat is like same. No doubt, we have been calling it the "keto diet" in the whole book, but the best way so approach keto to gain maximum benefits; especially as a woman over 50s, is to treat it as a lifestyle. You can''t restrict your meal intake through obstructive and strict diets forever, right? It''s the fundamental Reason fad diets fail--- you restrict yourself from too much to get rapid results, the you are right back at the weight where you started, or God forbid worse: This book covers the following topic Breakfast Lunch Dinner Vegetables Dessert Snack Еvеry реrsоn in this wоrld is diffеrеnt аnd thаt is why реорlе оftеn think thаt, thаt is thе mаin rеаsоn why tоо mаny diеts ехist. But thаt is nоt likе thаt. Yеs, wе hаvе diffеrеnt рrеfеrеnсеs аnd fеаturеs. Hоwеvеr, kеtо саn wоrk wоndеrs fоr individuаls whо hаvе wеight аnd оbеsity рrоblеms, whiсh is а mајоr rеаsоn fоr sеriоus hеаlth соnditiоns. Thе Kеtоgеniс diеt is dеfinitеly sоmеthing thаt wоrks fоr еvеrybоdy. Why? Bесаusе it is indееd а mirасlе diеt! Еvеry сеlеbrity, рrоfеssiоnаl аthlеtе аnd diеtitiаn rесоmmеnds it bесаusе оf thе tоns diеt bеnеfits. Fаst wеight lоss, gооd hеаlth аnd соuntlеss smilеs. This diеt is nоt sоmеthing nеw. It is hеrе fоr nеаrly а сеntury аnd it hаs bееn usеd tо trеаt ерilерsy bеfоrе. Thаt wаs hарреning uр until 1920s. In thе 20''s rеsеаrсhеrs fоund оut thаt а high-fаt аnd lоw-саrb diеt саn rеаlly hеlр yоu lооsе wеight аnd imрrоvе yоur оvеrаll hеаlth. This рrоvеd thаt thе diеt is sо muсh mоrе thаn sоmеthing thаt is рrеvеnting sеizurеs. Hеrе''s еvеrything yоu nееd tо knоw аbоut thе kеtо diеt. Buy it NOW!! And let your customers get addicted to this amazing book

This book is part of the Images of England series, which uses old photographs and archived images to show the history of various local areas in England, through their streets, shops, pubs, and people.

Peg Bearskin, an ugly woman, outsmarts a witch and marries a prince.

If you loved The Two of Us, you''ll probably hate Untogether Lives. But who knows, you might just love it...Untogether Lives is a collection of fourteen stories that peek through the curtains of an eclectic cast struggling to keep mind, body and the world around them together. From an amputee shoe thief, to an unlikely arsonist, to a sexually frustrated quadriplegic. Predominantly dark and occasionally disturbing, these stories are not for the faint-hearted, but neither are they without humour. Not everyone in Untogether Lives gets a happy ending, and not everyone survives - but, hey, that''s life for you. PRAISE FOR ANDY P. JONES "Your language, style, and voice are all humming and well developed, self-assured and natural as hell." Noir Author, Will Christopher Baer "A contemporaneous voice ... has particular wit, punch and zest." The Literary Consultancy "Funny, fast moving. Superb writing." Amazon Reviewer "Well written, witty at times. Rather splendid." Amazon Reviewer "Full to the brim with colourful and vibrant characters." Amazon Reviewer "Andy P. Jones skill lies in a relaxed narrative under-pinned by diligent observation." Amazon Reviewer "Mr Jones'' use of language is a real pleasure to behold, economical but playful. There''s a confidence in his prose that knows exactly what he wants, and as a reader, that assurance is always nice." Amazon Reviewer "The characters, story and writing were flawless. I loved the human, real qualities of each person and London. This is a must read." Amazon Reviewer

Advent is a time of expectant waiting, holy anticipation, leaning in, and preparing for what is to come. Of course, Christmas marks the arrival of our Savior. In the Gospels, we discover Jesus coming to earth in what is perhaps the most unusual and unexpected way... as a baby, born to an unwed teenage mom, in a small town''s barn because there was no vacancy at the inn.This Advent devotional book attempts to highlight some of the less obvious circumstances and situations in which we discover God at work. It''s about finding God - anticipating, looking for, expecting, and awaiting him in unexpected places.

Dark Nights. Looking for a great gift idea . 110 Lined Pages in (6 x 9) inches are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes.This Dark Nights notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift , etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

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Needed the perfect gift for the gun enthusiast? Okay, but what means perfect? For us, perfect means useful. Which benefits going to have a firearm inventory log book? Firstly, safety. Detailed firearm maintenance allows keeping guns in the best possible condition. Second, satisfaction. Probably every gun owner would want to have a detailed firearm inventory to impress friends! Includes: Brand, Model, Caliber, Serial No., Purchased Info, Qty., Condition, Assessed Value, Space for Photos or Additional Notes

Provides instructions for decorating various objects with folk-art style paintings, along with directions for ten different projects featuring various plant and animal designs.