New Releases by Andy Jones

Three plays from the repertoire of iconic Newfoundland and Labrador playwright, actor, and member of the groundbreaking Newfoundland comedy troupe CODCO, Andy Jones. Based on Jones'' well-known epistolary radio series, An Evening with Uncle Val is a set of comic reportages from the perspective of a retired outport-dweller now living with his family in St. John''s. Uncle Val is sometimes bemused, sometimes outraged by modern life; he has charmed readers over the decades with his stalwart heart concealed in a curmudgeon''s exterior. Out of the Bin and King o'' Fun are zany, fragmented, occasionally philosophical, always hilarious renditions of contemporary life that demonstrate the versatility of one of Canada''s most talented and beloved theatremakers.

The unmissable follow-up to BOB VS THE SELFIE ZOMBIES, perfect for fans of DAVID SOLOMONS, DAVID BADDIEL and GREG JAMES & CHRIS SMITH. AI is threatening to take over the world, and our last hope is a 12-year-old boy called Bob. Bob, an accidental time-traveller, should be doing his homework but instead he''s bouncing in and out of the year 2049 - and life in the future seriously stinks! When Bob''s science-class experiment goes wrong, he causes a global aroma-virus pandemic - also known as the farting flu. The grumpy school inspector has his eye on Bob and detention looms. But Bob''s got bigger problems. He must face robot gorillas, an evil computer and giant patrol insects to save the world from a very farty future . . . ? Hold your noses for an adventure to the year 2049 and back!

Sometimes love is blind to see and Sometimes love is chemistry, The book is all about Poetry, emotions, devotions, adulations, admiration, and all the chemistry that love connects throughout a relationship. Heart felt heart breaks, Dull aches. This is a must buy Poetry Novel!

THE HILARIOUS AND ACTION-PACKED STORY OF BOB, ACCIDENTAL TIME TRAVELLER. IT''S DOWN TO BOB TO SAVE THE WORLD . . . ALL HE NEEDS IS TIME! Bob and his best friend Malcolm are determined to win the school talent competition with their band The Tentacles of Time. For one thing, there''s £50 worth of vouchers to be won. For another, the future of the world depends on it. Bob doesn''t know why he can time travel. He does know that it always happens at the worst possible moments. Like when he''s in the bath. Awkward! But when Bob comes face to face with his future self in the middle of a disastrous alternative reality, he has to do something! In this terrifying version of the future, an evil genius has created a smile-operated selfie camera that turns people into zombies. The world as Bob knows it has completely collapsed. There''s not even anywhere to get a decent pizza! It''s up to Bob to fix the present, change the course of time and save the whole world! A hair-raising race into the future and back again . . . and again. Perfect for fans of DAVID SOLOMONS, DAVID BADDIEL and GREG JAMES & CHRIS SMITH.

55% OFF for Bookstores! NOW at 39.95 instead of $49.95 Are you interested in eating healthy and staying fit? This Air Fryer Cookbook is for you. Keep reading. An air fryer is a new piece of technology that cooks food by circulating hot air around it. It''s like the best things about cooking in a fryer, but without the mess. Air frying gives you crispy, crunchy textures on the outside and tender and moist textures on the inside. And because your food isn''t submerged in oil, less fat drips off and stays in your dish! Air frying also has an energy-saving design that uses up to two-thirds less power than a traditional oven or stovetop cooking. And air frying is a very quick way to whip up a special meal-it''s faster and easier than using your oven or stovetop, and it saves you the time of finding an extra pan and pot. "An air fryer is a kitchen appliance that cooks food by circulating hot air around the foods at high speed and heating the oil. Air frying uses less oil than deep frying, which in turn makes the food healthier to eat." The benefits of cooking in an air fryer include cooking with less fat, eliminating odor from cooking oils, and not having to deal with messy dishes as it cooks! In addition, the taste is enhanced and the food is crispier because of the air circulation. For a variety of recipes, users can use a source of oil that has a lower burning point than oil used for deep frying. This book covers the following topic Pork Beef Duck Chicken Vegetarian The air fryer is an ideal kitchen appliance at home for anyone who would like to cut down on saturated fats and calories in their diets. Air fryer cooking helps you prepare foods with less fat and calories to maintain your healthy weight without sacrificing tastiness, texture, or flavor. An air fryer is an appliance that is becoming popular currently that has become the talk of the town for members of the wellness community. The air fryer lets you cook with less fat and fewer calories. The air fryer contains a basket that comes with a lid, which has a wire mesh to allow maximum airflow while cooking. Buy it NOW!! And let your customers get addicted to this amazing book

55% OFF for Bookstores! NOW at 42.95 instead of $52.95 Are you interested in losing some weight easily? Then the complete keto diet cookbook is for you. Keep reading. Keto is not a Kind of diet which can be followed strictly forever unless you need it as a therapeutic Diet, which is a very narrow category. In keto diet, you slowly transit into a curative state that you can withstand forever in a healthier way. Keto diet is a lifestyle, no a diet so, treat is like same. No doubt, we have been calling it the "keto diet" in the whole book, but the best way so approach keto to gain maximum benefits; especially as a woman over 50s, is to treat it as a lifestyle. You can''t restrict your meal intake through obstructive and strict diets forever, right? It''s the fundamental Reason fad diets fail--- you restrict yourself from too much to get rapid results, the you are right back at the weight where you started, or God forbid worse: This book covers the following topic Breakfast Lunch Dinner Vegetables Dessert Snack Еvеry реrsоn in this wоrld is diffеrеnt аnd thаt is why реорlе оftеn think thаt, thаt is thе mаin rеаsоn why tоо mаny diеts ехist. But thаt is nоt likе thаt. Yеs, wе hаvе diffеrеnt рrеfеrеnсеs аnd fеаturеs. Hоwеvеr, kеtо саn wоrk wоndеrs fоr individuаls whо hаvе wеight аnd оbеsity рrоblеms, whiсh is а mајоr rеаsоn fоr sеriоus hеаlth соnditiоns. Thе Kеtоgеniс diеt is dеfinitеly sоmеthing thаt wоrks fоr еvеrybоdy. Why? Bесаusе it is indееd а mirасlе diеt! Еvеry сеlеbrity, рrоfеssiоnаl аthlеtе аnd diеtitiаn rесоmmеnds it bесаusе оf thе tоns diеt bеnеfits. Fаst wеight lоss, gооd hеаlth аnd соuntlеss smilеs. This diеt is nоt sоmеthing nеw. It is hеrе fоr nеаrly а сеntury аnd it hаs bееn usеd tо trеаt ерilерsy bеfоrе. Thаt wаs hарреning uр until 1920s. In thе 20''s rеsеаrсhеrs fоund оut thаt а high-fаt аnd lоw-саrb diеt саn rеаlly hеlр yоu lооsе wеight аnd imрrоvе yоur оvеrаll hеаlth. This рrоvеd thаt thе diеt is sо muсh mоrе thаn sоmеthing thаt is рrеvеnting sеizurеs. Hеrе''s еvеrything yоu nееd tо knоw аbоut thе kеtо diеt. Buy it NOW!! And let your customers get addicted to this amazing book

A hilarious new folktale adaptation from award-winning author Andy Jones, with brave and resourceful girls, evil giants, a magical cat, a storytelling hotel and hairy feet.

People need realize how important kidney health is, but not until they are diagnosed with a kidney problem that they tend to realize.The kidneys, which functions by removing waste products, impurities and excess fluids from the blood, as well as regular levels of sodium, potassium and pH in the body, play a crucial role in maintaining overall health and wellbeing

Looking for a great gift idea . This is notebook with 110 Pages lined (front & back) in size (6 x 9) inches. can be used as a Diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift for friends etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFull wrap around cover designFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Looking for a great gift idea . This is notebook with 110 Pages lined (front & back) in size (6 x 9) inches. can be used in Diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift for friends etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFull wrap around cover designFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Dark Nights. Looking for a great gift idea . 110 Lined Pages in (6 x 9) inches are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes.This Dark Nights notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift , etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

A red Rose speaks of Love silently. This is a lined notebook (6x9) inches, with 110 pages in a very nice looking design.

Looking for a great gift idea. 110 Lined Pages in ( 6 x 9 ) inches are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes.This dinosaur notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift for animal lovers, etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Needed the perfect gift for the gun enthusiast? Okay, but what means perfect? For us, perfect means useful. Which benefits going to have a firearm inventory log book? Firstly, safety. Detailed firearm maintenance allows keeping guns in the best possible condition. Second, satisfaction. Probably every gun owner would want to have a detailed firearm inventory to impress friends! Includes: Brand, Model, Caliber, Serial No., Purchased Info, Qty., Condition, Assessed Value, Space for Photos or Additional Notes

Needed the perfect gift for the gun enthusiast? Okay, but what means perfect? For us, perfect means useful. Which benefits going to have a firearm inventory log book? Firstly, safety. Detailed firearm maintenance allows keeping guns in the best possible condition. Second, satisfaction. Probably every gun owner would want to have a detailed firearm inventory to impress friends! Includes: Brand, Model, Caliber, Serial No., Purchased Info, Qty., Condition, Assessed Value, Space for Photos or Additional Notes

font size="+1"''Astoundingly good. Brave, wickedly funny and profoundly affecting. Wow!'' Miranda Dickinson/font size font size="+1"''An emotional punch-packer of a book. Be prepared for it to swallow you whole'' Milly Johnson/font size font size="+1"''A big-hearted, funny, hugely emotional and uplifting novel - I loved it!'' Rachael Lucas/font size font size="+1"''Such a beautifully written book with characters that will linger in your head and heart'' Sarah J Naughton/font size **** You don''t need talent to join this group of actors. The ability to remember lines or stay awake throughout a performance is appreciated, but not essential. The only mandatory is a terminal diagnosis. But Adam Campbell is less than enthusiastic about this eccentric form of group therapy. He has under one year to live, and a heck of lot to get done. Like explaining mortality to his six-year-old daughter. And making amends with the woman who should have been his wife. The last thing Adam needs is a part in an amateur production of ''Shakespeare''s Greatest Deaths''. But help and hope can be found where we least expect them. And perhaps camaraderie, and a shared purpose, will turn out to be the best medicine after all. As Shakespeare, didn''t quite put it: Shuffling off this mortal coil is a drag; but it''s no reason to stop living. The Cancer Ladies'' Running Club meets The One Hundred Years of Lenni and Margot, The Last Act of Adam Campbell is a warm, poignant and wise tale about love, friendship, and making the most of every minute of life that we''re granted.

Full of funny jokes and silly gags, THE ENORMOUS BOOK OF HOT JOKES FOR KOOL KIDS is a bestseller that''s bound to make you laugh! Now in B-format. Andy Jones collected hundreds of the hottest jokes, rhymes and riddles as he travelled around the country with his children''s entertainment show, and used them to make the ultimate joke book for kool kids! Ages: 6+

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When Tom s girlfriend walks out on him the day before Christmas, he feels humiliated but not necessarily heartbroken. Sadie wasn t, after all, The One. If we re being precise, she was number eighty-five. And so, for reasons that are only mostly wrong, Tom embarks on a mission to bring his number of encounters up to a nice neat one hundred. Over the course of his quest he sleeps with a colleague, a colleague of a friend, a friend of a friend, a friend of a friend s wife, the estate agent selling his flat and several more besides. Everything is going, if not well, then at least according to plan and then Tom meets Verity. Whether she s The One remains to be seen, but she s certainly more than just another number. "

When a mysterious green stranger challenges Jack to a card game with higher than high stakes--well, Jack can''t resist--in this hilarious re-imagining of a traditional Newfoundland tale.

A bomb detonates inside Capitol Hill during the president''s State of the Union speech, bringing America to its knees.Left behind to lead the country under the presidential ''Succession of Power'' laws is an inexperienced junior cabinet member, aided by the only Secret Service agent who foresaw the horrific act.Together, they must calm a shaken nation and bring the terrorists to justice before they strike again, while fighting even more sinister forces at the very heart of government.

A heart-warming and funny novel about love and the choices we make. How bad choices can lead to good things, and how life is never what you expect it to be. Perfect for fans of One Day and Me Before You, from the author of The Two of Us. Henry and Zoe have more in common than they realise. For a start, they both have pasts they''d rather leave behind. After jilting his childhood sweetheart on the eve of their wedding, Henry makes a break for London. He has no friends, no job, no home, no plan. Zoe has great friends, two jobs, a new house, and a big scary plan. After a traumatic, life-changing event, she plans to leave London and spend a year travelling. Alone. If Henry and Zoe had met one year ago, things might have worked out differently. But that s not the way life works. They meet seven months after their worlds have been turned upside down. And four months before Zoe is due to climb on a plane... What readers said about Andy Jones''s first novel, the bestselling The Two of Us: ‘Frank, funny and bittersweet,The Two of Us is a love story about what happens when a relationship looks all wrong but feels all right. This is a book with its heart firmly in the right place’ Louise Candlish ‘Touching, funny and real, Andy Jones’s novel about what happens after the love story had me laughing one minute and crying the next. I loved it’Jane Costello ‘At my age I am still amazed when a writer with the gift of the written word can make me care about a character so much that I can be reduced to tears one minute and laughing the next – but this author manages to do just that’ Sun ‘Honest, heartfelt and real, Jones has poured heart and soul into his words …The Two of Us is a beautiful read about love, friendship and life!’ The Love of a Good Book ‘A really good read and amazingly impressive from a debut author. Have some tissues ready but also be prepared to hold your breath and laugh your socks off’ Fabulous Book Fiend ‘It is a truly inspirational and emotional read, one which will stay with me for a long time and is definitely one of my top reads of 2015’ Compelling Reads ‘Like One Day and Me Before You, The Two of Us almost reads like a screenplay for a hit film and I would not be surprised if we see this on the big screen in a year or two.’ Hollikins, Goodreads ‘You''ll have a lump in your throat more than once and you’ll shade more than one tear but it will also make you laugh and will warm your heart. An outstanding debut’Alba in Bookland ‘A damn fine book and has already barged its way into my top ten of the year so far and I don’t foresee it budging. Well done, Andy Jones’ Lisa Talks About… ‘A beautifully written story with a lot of emotions and adorable scenes’ Sky’s Book Corner ‘A lovely story, well written and tender, both heart-warming and heart-breaking. I haven’t read a book for a long time that made me feel happy and sad by the end’ Melanie Trevelyan, Goodreads

A rip-snorting, laugh-out-loud, giggle-inducing collection of Andy Jones'' most HILARIOUS books! Contains The Fartionary, The Burptionary and The Joketionary ... Days of entertainment! Ages 7+

Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do''s and don''ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! ''THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!'' Professor Fartypants ''Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!'' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+

Advent is a time of expectant waiting, holy anticipation, leaning in, and preparing for what is to come. Of course, Christmas marks the arrival of our Savior. In the Gospels, we discover Jesus coming to earth in what is perhaps the most unusual and unexpected way... as a baby, born to an unwed teenage mom, in a small town''s barn because there was no vacancy at the inn.This Advent devotional book attempts to highlight some of the less obvious circumstances and situations in which we discover God at work. It''s about finding God - anticipating, looking for, expecting, and awaiting him in unexpected places.