Book Lists

New Releases by Justin Heimberg

Justin Heimberg is the author of Do Unto Others (2025), The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook for Kids (2024), Would You Rather... ? the Big Book (2010), The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weird Junior Edition (2010), Would You Rather... ? Radically Repulsive (2010).

17 results found

Do Unto Others

release date: Sep 23, 2025
Do Unto Others
From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life''s Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you. Here are some sample suggestions: Things to Do During a Job Interview --Answer all questions in interpretive dance --If they ask... "So Where Are you From?" You answer... "I''m probably the creation of some insane wizard." Fun Things to Do in a Mall --At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women. --Offer to pay for things in a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure" From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook for Kids

release date: Sep 17, 2024
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook for Kids
Erupting volcanoes. Ravenous sharks. Pooping in the woods. The great outdoors is a weird, wonderful, and scare-your-pants-off terrifying place. Whether you’re freezing in the Arctic, escaping quicksand in the jungle, or befriending tarantulas in the desert, this guide has you covered. Bust this guide open and discover step-by-step instructions for surviving the most extreme situations that Planet Earth can throw at you. Learn how to: Dodge a charging rhinoceros Ride out a sandstorm Navigate by the stars Build a snow cave Cross piranha-infested waters And much more! Yeah, the outdoors can be scary, but you’ve got this indispensable, laugh-out-loud survival guide. So what are you waiting for? Get out there!

Would You Rather... ? the Big Book

release date: Nov 01, 2010
Would You Rather... ? the Big Book
Since the publication of the first Would You Rather...? title in 1997, Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have gone forth to spawn a franchise that shows no signs of slowing down or growing old. In this hilariously hefty addition to the series, the authors have created more than 1,500 all-new, never-before-published questions that will have regular readers and newcomers alike laughing out loud as they ponder the often outrageous, sometimes sinful, usually unusual, and unfailingly uproarious questions posed.

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weird Junior Edition

release date: Jul 01, 2010
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weird Junior Edition
"Tips on how to survive the bizarre—an alien abduction, vampires, and zombies, and how to pack for time travel . . . Humor-filled . . . Enjoyable." — School Library Journal The authors of the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series are back with a hilarious (and helpful!) handbook that''s a blast through space, time, history, and the imagination. Adventurous kids can find out how to survive a Mars landing, fight a werewolf, deal with a Bigfoot sighting, outwit a leprechaun, prepare for time travel to the prehistoric, ancient, and medieval world, and more. Peppered with historical and scientific facts along with wisdom from folklore, this book in the New York Times–bestselling series will amaze, amuse, and delight.

Would You Rather... ? Radically Repulsive

release date: Jan 01, 2010
Would You Rather... ? Radically Repulsive
Presents an assortment of dilemmas, in a series of questions, such as "Would you rather have the ability to ace any test, but only when completely naked or have the ability to be invisible but only while you dance around like an idiot?"

Would You Rather... ? Extra Extremely Extreme Edition

release date: Oct 01, 2009
Would You Rather... ? Extra Extremely Extreme Edition
With more than 1200 questions, this new Would You Rather...? collection is antic, audacious, comic, comical, hilarious, humorous, hysterical, riotous, side-splitting, and uproarious and will provide hours of amusing, diverting, jocular, playful, waggish, whimsical, witty, gleeful, merry, and/or mirthful entertainment.

Would You Rather... ?'s Read It and Wipe

release date: Feb 01, 2009
Would You Rather... ?'s Read It and Wipe
Giving new meaning to the term "bathroom humor,"Would You Rather . . .'' Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically to be read on the throne. The book features cutting-edge wit (both highbrow and lowbrow) at lengths perfect for lounging in the loo. Contributors include masters of the short and funny,Would You Rather . . .'' authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg, as well as some of their witty and famous friends. Included is the soon-to-be-famous "Doodie Log"!

Would You Rather: Doubly Disgusting

release date: Jan 01, 2009
Would You Rather: Doubly Disgusting
"A Seven Footer kids book"--P. [4] of cover.

Would You Rather... ? Overstuffed

release date: Oct 01, 2008
Would You Rather... ? Overstuffed
Contains more than 1,500 hypothetical "would you rather?" questions that challenge the reader to choose between one of two unsavory dilemmas.

Would You Rather... ?'s Mindf*cks

release date: Apr 01, 2008
Would You Rather... ?'s Mindf*cks
For those who enjoy messing with other people''s heads -- or who wish to channel his or her inner performance artist -- this irreverent guide is the perfect companion. It contains 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations, all of which are guaranteed to disturb or disgust those unfortunate enough to be nearby. From conducting a job interview in interpretive dance to ending a relationship with the help of a big foam "You''re #1" finger, Mindf*cks makes the most of any mundane situation.

Over 300 Diabolically Deranged Dilemmas to Ponder

release date: Feb 01, 2008
Over 300 Diabolically Deranged Dilemmas to Ponder
Would You Rather...'': Trippin'' Edition continues in the series'' tradition of pondering the most absurd and implausible questions imaginable. Perfect for road trips and parties, it''s jam-packed with pop culture references and irreverent humor, and the thought-provoking questions make perfect ice-breakers -- the responses given can provide remarkable insights into the minds of others. This pocket-size book is also an entertaining way to kill time when riding in the subway or waiting for the dentist.

Gross Out

release date: Jan 01, 2008
Gross Out
Offers strange dilemmas designed to make the reader both ponder and wince which are presented as a series of grotesque questions, such as "Would you rather cry melted cheese or sweat maple syrup?"

What Would You Be...?

release date: Oct 01, 2007
What Would You Be...?
This delightful book challenges readers with such pressing questions as: If you were a three-course meal, what would you be? How about if you were a song from the ''80s? If your mom were a weather forecast, what would she be? The book stretches those metaphor muscles along with the imagination in both solo settings and, most enjoyable, group gatherings. What Would You Be? is a game book that asks readers to look at themselves and each other in a new way.

What's Your Price... ?

release date: Sep 01, 2007
What's Your Price... ?
Everyone has his or her price; this book attempts to determine what that price is. Authors David Gomberg and Justin Heimberg are sure that at least some readers will eat their own cats or dogs, but how much would they have to be paid for the privilege? And going to Starbucks in a thong and pasties would require how much of a payoff: $1,000? $10,000? This droll book is an instant conversation-starter that also holds up a mirror to readers'' hidden selves.

Would You Rather... ?: Pop Culture Edition

release date: May 01, 2007
Would You Rather... ?: Pop Culture Edition
The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather...? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather...?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny -- and deceptively thought-provoking -- questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls? Would you rather fight The Rock or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death? Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy or Jar Jar Binks? Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.

Electric Boogaloo

release date: Jun 01, 2006
Electric Boogaloo
From the authors of the blockbuster hitWould You Rather...'' comes another collection of over 300 absurd alternatives and deranged dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor, and twisted pop culture references,Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder questions such as: Would you rather . . . be a siamese twin connected at the lips or at the soles of your feet? Would you rather . . . have your hostage negotiator be Ozzy Osbourne or Jessica Simpson? Would you rather . . . have your cellphone ring function set on "Taser" or "Airhorn"?

The Official Movie Plot Generator

release date: Jan 01, 2004
The Official Movie Plot Generator
Presents a collection of twenty-seven thousand humorous movie plot combinations and ideas.
17 results found


  • Aboutread.com makes it one-click away to discover great books from local library by linking books/movies to your library catalog search.

  • Copyright © 2026 Aboutread.com