Most Popular Books by Justin Heimberg

Erupting volcanoes. Ravenous sharks. Pooping in the woods. The great outdoors is a weird, wonderful, and scare-your-pants-off terrifying place. Whether you’re freezing in the Arctic, escaping quicksand in the jungle, or befriending tarantulas in the desert, this guide has you covered. Bust this guide open and discover step-by-step instructions for surviving the most extreme situations that Planet Earth can throw at you. Learn how to: Dodge a charging rhinoceros Ride out a sandstorm Navigate by the stars Build a snow cave Cross piranha-infested waters And much more! Yeah, the outdoors can be scary, but you’ve got this indispensable, laugh-out-loud survival guide. So what are you waiting for? Get out there!

From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life''s Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you. Here are some sample suggestions: Things to Do During a Job Interview --Answer all questions in interpretive dance --If they ask... "So Where Are you From?" You answer... "I''m probably the creation of some insane wizard." Fun Things to Do in a Mall --At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women. --Offer to pay for things in a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure" From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.

The perfect gag gift that blends absurdity, wit, and pop culture in a collection of laugh-out-loud funny and irresistibly thought-provoking dilemmas. Within these pages are over 200 hilarious questions that ask readers to look deep inside themselves and choose between two equally undesirable—or desirable—options. Prepare to be stumped by quandaries like: • Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents, or watch a porn movie starring your parents? • Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him? • Would you rather live in a world where at the end of a rainbow, there really was a pot of gold, or where at the end of a rainbow there were 500 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon? Filled with twisted insights, Would You Rather... is brain candy to tempt even the most finicky palate.

This three-book bundle includes: The Original Junior Edition, the Extreme Junior Edition, and the Weird Junior Edition. The phenomenally successful Worst-Case Scenario series provides kid-friendly, hands-on, step-by-step instructions for outwitting a nosy sibling, surviving a school dance, cleaning your room in a snap, dealing with an irritated parent (recognizing the tell-tale signs!), and more. Braces. Bullies. Chores. Childhood is chock-full of perils--but finally here''s something to come to the rescue.

"Tips on how to survive the bizarre—an alien abduction, vampires, and zombies, and how to pack for time travel . . . Humor-filled . . . Enjoyable." — School Library Journal The authors of the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series are back with a hilarious (and helpful!) handbook that''s a blast through space, time, history, and the imagination. Adventurous kids can find out how to survive a Mars landing, fight a werewolf, deal with a Bigfoot sighting, outwit a leprechaun, prepare for time travel to the prehistoric, ancient, and medieval world, and more. Peppered with historical and scientific facts along with wisdom from folklore, this book in the New York Times–bestselling series will amaze, amuse, and delight.

Giving new meaning to the term "bathroom humor,"Would You Rather . . .'' Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically to be read on the throne. The book features cutting-edge wit (both highbrow and lowbrow) at lengths perfect for lounging in the loo. Contributors include masters of the short and funny,Would You Rather . . .'' authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg, as well as some of their witty and famous friends. Included is the soon-to-be-famous "Doodie Log"!

Presents an assortment of dilemmas, in a series of questions, such as "Would you rather have the ability to ace any test, but only when completely naked or have the ability to be invisible but only while you dance around like an idiot?"

Presents a collection of twenty-seven thousand humorous movie plot combinations and ideas.

"A Seven Footer kids book"--P. [4] of cover.

Here comes the Ultimate Challenge for any fan of the irreverent, with the largest collection of Would You Rather ...? questions ever bound into one volume. You will find yourself between the rockiest of rocks and the hardest of hard places as you consider these mind-blowing dilemmas!

Offers strange dilemmas designed to make the reader both ponder and wince which are presented as a series of grotesque questions, such as "Would you rather cry melted cheese or sweat maple syrup?"

Increasing word power sounds like one of those dreary chores best palmed off on somebody else. The Yo Momma Vocabulary Builder, the first in Fall Media''s series of irreverent, educational books, makes the activity not only endurable but irresistible. The authors use classic dissing and one-upmanship to slyly introduce young readers to a wide range of words. A typical entry, for "emaciated," first presents the word as a joke ("Yo momma''s so emaciated, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop."). The pronunciation is then given, along with a detailed, humor-inflected definition ("too skinny . . . skeletal") that invokes pop culture phenomena like supermodels, the Olson twins, Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and Ally McBeal. The book ties neatly into the "Yo Momma" phenomenon seen in recent MTV shows as well as books and games, and is an ideal gift choice for parents and educators looking to give young people a book they''ll enjoy and share.

From the authors of the blockbuster hitWould You Rather...'' comes another collection of over 300 absurd alternatives and deranged dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor, and twisted pop culture references,Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder questions such as: Would you rather . . . be a siamese twin connected at the lips or at the soles of your feet? Would you rather . . . have your hostage negotiator be Ozzy Osbourne or Jessica Simpson? Would you rather . . . have your cellphone ring function set on "Taser" or "Airhorn"?

Contains more than 1,500 hypothetical "would you rather?" questions that challenge the reader to choose between one of two unsavory dilemmas.

Since the publication of the first Would You Rather...? title in 1997, Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have gone forth to spawn a franchise that shows no signs of slowing down or growing old. In this hilariously hefty addition to the series, the authors have created more than 1,500 all-new, never-before-published questions that will have regular readers and newcomers alike laughing out loud as they ponder the often outrageous, sometimes sinful, usually unusual, and unfailingly uproarious questions posed.

This delightful book challenges readers with such pressing questions as: If you were a three-course meal, what would you be? How about if you were a song from the ''80s? If your mom were a weather forecast, what would she be? The book stretches those metaphor muscles along with the imagination in both solo settings and, most enjoyable, group gatherings. What Would You Be? is a game book that asks readers to look at themselves and each other in a new way.

Everyone has his or her price; this book attempts to determine what that price is. Authors David Gomberg and Justin Heimberg are sure that at least some readers will eat their own cats or dogs, but how much would they have to be paid for the privilege? And going to Starbucks in a thong and pasties would require how much of a payoff: $1,000? $10,000? This droll book is an instant conversation-starter that also holds up a mirror to readers'' hidden selves.

Would You Rather...'': Trippin'' Edition continues in the series'' tradition of pondering the most absurd and implausible questions imaginable. Perfect for road trips and parties, it''s jam-packed with pop culture references and irreverent humor, and the thought-provoking questions make perfect ice-breakers -- the responses given can provide remarkable insights into the minds of others. This pocket-size book is also an entertaining way to kill time when riding in the subway or waiting for the dentist.

With more than 1200 questions, this new Would You Rather...? collection is antic, audacious, comic, comical, hilarious, humorous, hysterical, riotous, side-splitting, and uproarious and will provide hours of amusing, diverting, jocular, playful, waggish, whimsical, witty, gleeful, merry, and/or mirthful entertainment.